My Lovely Rants
Ahh. We are now welcomed to my lovely rants once again. This isn't going to be HP related. Well. Some of it is. But most of these things won't have to do with it. So first off i will start of with the things i Love!
Harry Potter

I hope you guys knew this already. And also just because i made a guild about the guys it doesnt mean i like the movies better then the books. HELL NO. The books are 24235640504071304308570843 times better then the movies. I wish i could say the movies are great and wonderful but they arent (compared to the books). And im not going to go around saying that The harry potter movies are the best movies ever made. Because i know they aren't. I just enjoy them more then most movies. Even though i think the movie Napolean Dynamite is right up there with HP (:P). But i can say the harry potter books are the best books ever to hit the earth :D. I adore JK Rowling. Sadly, i've lost my interest in hermione. Since Emma Watson shattered her appearance in POA im losing my interest in her. My favorite Character still remains draco. NOT BECAUSE OF TOM FELTON. I loved draco before i even knew who the hell tom felton was.
Conan O'Brien

I'm not even sure if ANYONE knew this. But the only reason i love xxtom is because she has the same obbessesion as me: Conan O'brien. Okay im lying i love xxtom (nikki). But seriously. This dude is AWESOME. I would die to meet Conan O'brien. I seriously stay up late to watch his show. He is sooo friggin hilarious. I'm dying to buy his new DVD. Just the mention of his NAME makes me laugh. If ANYONE, I REPEAT ANYNOE, watches his show you will know he has this lever he pushes to show Texas Walker Ranger clips and it's hilarious. Seriously i suggest EVERYONE watch his show. You'll die of laughter.
Hot Guys (Other then Tom, Dan, Rupert)

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OKay we all love hot guys. I mean WHO DOESNT. I could go on FOREVER about the dudes i love here are just a few mentionables
Tom Felton
Daniel Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Colin Farrell
Ashton Kutcher
Andy Roddick
Jimmy Fallon
Joaquin Phoenix
Jake Gyllenhaal
Vin Diesel
Viggo Mortensen
Dominic Monaghan
Adrien Brody Adam Brody
Benjiman Makenzie
Paul Walker
James Franco
Blah blah blah. I could go on forever. The point is they are all sizzling. I couldnt live without them :D.
Lindsay Lohan

Blah. I wouldnt say i LOVE her. I would just say she's the only semi teen (she turned 18 recently) that i kinda like. She was really cute in the parent trap. And Mean Girls was HILARIOUS (i hate the rest of her movies :P). And she is going to star in a movie about ONE OF MY FAV BOOK SERIES!!! Gossip Girls!! I was so excited to hear it. And Lindsay lohan is the perfect girl for the job. But it's kinda funky shes dating a 24 year old but w/e. It's the dude who plays Fex on that 70's show!. I love that dude!. His voice is hilarious. And to tell the truth shes a million times better then Hilary Duff. I wouldnt even mind if she dated one of the HP guys...............................okay that went a little to far.
Dave Chappelle/Show

HAHAHAHA. Im already laughing. This dude is ANOTHER funny man. If you people don't know who he is then i suggest you find out as soon as possible. Even though his show is REALLY bad (his jokes CAN be offensive). But when he makes fun of different races he makes fun of ALL OF THEM. Which makes it funny and not offensive. This guy saves me when im sad, just pop in his DVD and i laugh my ass off. If you EVER watch on of his shows make sure your parents are out of the room. There can be all kinda stuff poppin up :P. Of course you all remember watching the news and hearing RICK JAMES HAS DIED! All Dave Chappelle fans died also. Dave Chappelle was FAMOUS for his rick james skits. Im serious THEY WERE HILARIOUS.
Donnie Darko

BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Seriously when i saw the preview for this movie when i was iunno. I guess like 12 or something. I was like WHOA THAT DUDES HOT (Jake Gyllenhaal. And my mom saw the preview was like omg...that movie looks horrible. And i saw it and loved it then bought it and i ALWAYS watch it while doing homework lol :P. I'm addicted to the movie. and im addicted to Jake Gyllenhaal. I'm tottaly in love with him. This is one other movie i think beats out harry potter.


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Blahh this is all the crap that i hate. I'm not even sure i want to put up icons or pictures for ANY of these. But i'll attempt.
EMMA WATSON

Yah Emma we know you're a loser. Let me sum this up, shes a bad dressing, bad acting, line stealing, annoying assed, hermione ruining bizatch. She killed harry potter. Everytime i see her on screen i cringe and feel like standing up and saying "GET THAT WHORE OF THE SCREEN". Im tired of people calling her adorable and stuff. SHE CANT FRIGGIN ACT. Who the hell cares what she looks like. Without her makeup she looks like trailer park trash. And i dont care if she dates Daniel Radcliffe anyways. She can have his ass too. I seriously dont care if she dates DAN, RUPERT, OR TOM. She can if she wants. But i don't see how any guy could be attracted to such a loser like her. Whoever emma gets married to.....it wont be a man.

JEREMY SUMPTER

I know alot of girls in our guild love this guy. But i'm sorry jeremy sumpter doesn't do it for me. All i heard after i saw peter pan was "OMG LYKE THAT SUMPTER KID WAS TOTALLY ON FIRE LIKE TOTALLY HOT!!". Me and my friend were like WTF?. Im sorry but in Peter Pan he looked like a girl. And his new show looks like sh&*. I mean i saw this thing on Access Hollywood for his new show clubhouse and the show looks like crap. One thing it's about baseball. (I HATE BASEBALL), another thing he's like a ball boy for this team, and the host for ripleys believe it or not is in it (Wow they must have been desperate for actors), and of course they'res this one chick that digs him (like in ALL shows about hormone raging teens). And seriously in this interview on Access Hollywood Sumpter was like "OH YAH THE LADIES LOVE ME :D:D:D!!! I GET BAG FULLS OF LETTERS AND PICS OF BEUATIFUL 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS IT'S AWESOME!!". I was like what a cocky bit$%@. I hate guys who brag about how "chicks" love him. The kid aint ugly, but seriously he aint THAT WORTHY.
Orlando Bloom

This guy is a homo. My best friend loves him. I hate him. He didnt do ANYTHING in LOTR. He just stood there flipping his blonde hair saying "oh! I COULD TAKE ON THE BEAST!" and again flipping his hair. HE ISNT EVEN ATTRACTIVE. Blah. I think he's hideous. And his acting sucks. And for his girlfriend Kate Bosworth. BLAH. All he deserves is plastic. And thats exactly what Kate Bosworth is. And her movie Blue Crush was craptacular. And for POTC. After seeing it once i thought it was a good movie. But after a while i thought it was the biggest pile of crap. I couldnt stand to watch that movie over and over again. Not to mention Keira Knightley got on my nerves. The only thing that kept me alive through that whole friggin movie was Johnny Depp...THEY YUMMY Johnny Depp.
JoJO

3 WORDS: ONE HIT WONDER. And if she isnt a one hit wonder then im going to be doomed the rest of my life. I had to admit when i first heard the song it was REALLY catchy and i was like WOW shes 13! Then they played it to friggin death. And i heard her live on this TV station and she was trying to dance at the same time and she halled ass. And shes singing about heart break at 13 and how her boyfriend cheated on her. Um hunny. I bet you havent even gone through puberty yet. Get a life. And the girls in her video are like 19 year olds. Im like oh yah jojo your sure cool. And in the video they show a glimpse of her "cheatin" boyfriend. And he is the ugliest boy i have ever seen in my life. By 15 shes going to be anorexic, pregnant, and into drug rehab if she doesnt be careful.
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