Ok, so it's hideously boring...and unrewarding...and pointless...BUT!:
There are at least four GOATlike adjectives:
There are at least three words for ASS:
Then there's the fact that Ryan Mingo's last name in Latin is the first person singular present tense form of the verb mingo mingere minxi minctum, literally, "I urinate."
Finally, Karl has discovered a Latin word for "ass-driver," with much glee.
Tuane vacca insana est?
Latin II Quotes – Second Semester, Spring 2002
3/7 Are you counseling me?
4/9 Can you have some sort of middle way? Not sleeping, not getting too HIGH?
5/1 [Daniela:] Where were you? [Britt:] I was just chillin’. [Daniela:] I am very happy for you.
6/3 Jonathan has the maturity of a child of three.
3/7 Please! Can you shut down?
3/8 He went to take a muffin.
3/11 Come closer. I don’t eat you, don’t worry.
3/15 Eeeeey little ones! Shut down for a sec.
3/15 You have a break...don’t go around killing people.
3/18 If you want to wreck yourselves I can help – personally.
3/18 I would like to see you closer [Alex] your beauty...
3/18 Shut down that stuff [laptop] before I crush it down. Shut down that stuff and come here.
3/20 Do you eat dictionaries in this class?
3/22 I got this from Chris – this strange disease – I am ravenoos [sic].
3/25 Verbs – they are the big for-ay-niers [sic] of your life.
4/11 Let’s see this translation once and forever in a good way.
4/11 [to coughing person] Don’t kill yourself – Not here, please.
4/11 C’mon – I give you a break if you give me a break.
4/18 Is that Chinese or Latin?
4/18 Dictionary is there to help you. But it doesn’t talk to you.
4/19 [Charlie leaning back in desk] Charles! You are in Latin class – not surfing ocean.
4/23 How nice it is for a girl to do the thing she does [burping] is it enticing, sexy, and appealing.
4/23 Men and women – without each other there is no fun.
4/23 Karl – I don’t know what you did to your hair [slicked back] but I hope it’s not in your head.
4/23 In Italy we say “Knowing your chicken.” It means knowing the people around you.
4/24 [Charlie asks why fifth declension exists for three words] They are all dead. If you want to talk to them, you will have to call someone who is in contact with spirits.
4/26 [Missing book] Did you eat it? It was delicious? It was full of knowledge.
4/29 If I say, “Jon is bad,” that is the positive grade of Jon.
5/2 The staple machine I don’t know how it works. It works really weird. And I really don’t get along with the copy machine.
5/6 Julia! Another comment and you will be out – in the lab – alone – talking with walls.
5/8 I am blessed today because Julia talk just once and it has been just 20 minutes.
5/9 Jon will not be embarrassed – unless I touch him – I will touch him gently, don’t worry.
5/14 And then we have fun time – [Charlie laughs] – Stop it! It’s not fun at all!
5/20 You invented, I suppose – some computer that you ask the word and it speaks to you back. You invented I suppose – or some Japanese for you.
5/20 [Regarding “Knowing your chicken”] The farmer knows whether the chicken give eggs or give troubles.
5/21 Karl – enjoy your friendship with Stuart today. It is so quiet and nice and angelic.
5/21 Evan...is – what? – the sum of all EVIL!?
5/21 [Charlie sitting next to Daniela] I like having you so close. You are so close...that I could hit you.
5/23 If you make more sense I would like to have a sensitive...a sensiful [sic] phrase.
5/29 This is important. We are not talking about the periphrastic. We are talking about pizza.
5/29 At 5 to 8 in the morning we are eating Domino pizza.
5/29 Stuart you look a bit like the little Stuart. Stuart Little. But that does not mean you are an angel.
6/4 Mr. Figg was trying to kill me and kill you through me by having Latin 5 days a week 4 hours a day.
6/4 You are totally entittled [sic] to take Latin 3.
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