Pulling James

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What originally started out as a parody of Pulling John, Pulling James has reached unprecedented levels of interest. While its release date still keeps audiences in eager anticipation, its opening day is expected to delight both fans equally.  Just listen to what the critics have to say:

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"I reccommend the part be played by Mel Gibson. I'm not sure that James Retarides is the correct actor to play the part of James. But yeah, I mean the film was good, I didn't fall asleep or anything, if that's what you mean." -Newsweek

"I forgot how to pronounce his name already"  -Sisko and Ebert

"It was ok I guess" - Anonymous

"Who is James?" -New York Times

"Is armwrestling a sport?" -A really tall guy

Pulling James will follow James Retarides on his journey to the top of the armwrestling world. Already under 30 years old and dominating locally, James pursues his goal of making it to the top. James works relentlessly teaching the secrets of armwrestling to new comers of the sport. With his buddy Pete Milano, James is on a misson to become the best -and the two are well on their way to becoming world renowned.

Disclaimer

Pulling James will be released after enough footage is collected and compiled. Disclaimer: All charcters and people mentioned in this film are completely fictious (except for James) and are imitated (poorly) by the collective efforts of armwrestlers who are often unaware that they are even being filmed. No profit is made from this movie, and thus no law suits can be made with the intention of getting more than my lunch money. Few animals were hurt in the making of this film. Most of those animals are endangered anyways. (Besides we blamed it on other people anyways). This movie should not be viewed by any persons under the age of 1 day old, or by anyone over the age of 132 years. This movie does not include explicit content however due to the graphic nature of some elbow fouls in some of these matches, it is reccommended that you watch the match in its entirety and appluad loudly when the referee calls on it. This offer is void where prohibited and if you are living further than 200 miles outside of New England then you've probably never heard of James anways, so I'm not sure how your reading this now. Pulling James is not liable for teenage girls who fall hopelessly in love with James after watching this video (we reccommend that both of these girls leave their house more often and socialize with more humans). With this said, Pulling James and its author, editor, producer, director (ok that would be me in every case), will hereby be released of any legal or illegal charges related to or pertaining to headaches caused by watching this film or drowsiness caused by being forced to sit through it.