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| "How can you make the delivery when you're flat on your back? I better take this one, Yahowzer!"-Guido Anchovy(who just stole a pizza from Speedy Cerviche) |
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"Hold it felonious feline! There are laws against pilfered pizzas!"-Speedy Cerviche "Too bad there's never a cop around when you need one, hmm?"-Guido Anchovy |
| "What a loser."-Guido Anchovy(who thinks he has lost Speedy Cerviche) |
| "Farewell furball."-Guido Anchovy(who thinks he has lost Speedy Cerviche once again) |
| "Looks like that poor shnook finally gave up the chase."-Guido Anchovy(once again believing he has eluded Speedy Cerviche) |
| "What's with the violence? I got a clause in my contract says I don't have to do this slapstick stuff! Hey somebody get my agent on the phone right now!"-Guido Anchovy(after getting run over) |
| "Yeah, I figured you deserved the best Lucille *wink*. You see, to me, a pizza without a flower *reveals a rose* is like a game of squash without a shower. Please accept this hot steamy pie as a tawdry token of my undying love."-Guido Anchovy |
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"There once was a beauty named Lucille, whose pretty puss could make a pussy cat reel. Her lovers would sigh, in the heavens they'd cry-"-Guido Anchovy "Hey, what's going on, what's the deal? You mind getting off me you big pole cat?"-Speedy Cerviche "Ooo, jealously raises its ugly head I see."-Guido Anchovy |
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"Listen you buttinski, if you think I'm gonna split the tip on this delivery then you're out of your mind!"-Speedy "I got a tip for you, Speedy, when you've got what Lucille and I've got money doesn't really matter."-Guido Anchovy "Whaddaya talking about?"-Speedy Cerviche "Well, I mean gosh, if you really want me to spell it out it's called love, man."-Guido Anchovy "Love? My foot!"-Speedy Cerviche "Why should I love your foot?"-Guido Anchovy |
| "Well now I've seen everything. As if the wanton destruction of the Brazilian rain forest weren't enough for you. You're the most environmentally irresponsible person I've ever met!"-Guido Anchovy "Save that pinko pop-psychology talk for the next Green Peace news letter!"-Speedy Cerviche "Who's a pinko you neofacist feline?"-Guido Anchovy |
| "Scarrry, never seen anything like it."-Speedy Cerviche "Ever look in a mirror?"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Hey worm breathe!"-Speedy Cerviche "What? Who said that?"-Bad Bird "Three guesses, bird brain."-Speedy Cerviche "We'll give ya a hint, we're the stars of this cartoon."-Guido Anchovy |
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"Sorry chicken-licken, when the going gets tough, I like to play rough. I'm Guido Anchovy."-Guido Anchovy |
| "Hey yard birds, remember the sixties?"-Guido Anchovy*hypnotizes Ninja Crows* "Hey a light show."-Ninja Crow 1 "Far out man."-Ninja Crow 2 "I can dig it."-Ninja Crow 3 "There's just one Iron Butterfly ticket left, and you've got to fight for it. *Ninja Crows fight* I know, sometimes I make everything look so easy it embarrasses even me."-Guido Anchovy |
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| "Guido, special delivery, put down that mirror for a minute will you, we need a special delivery!"-Francine "Humiliating- some cartoon characters get their own amusement park and here I am delivering pizza."-Guido Anchovy "But it's for the home for wayward girls, you love delivering there!"-Francine*Guido's embarrassed* "That's where you meet pretty girls, Guido?"-Polly Ester "I won't meet any here, if you catch my drift."-Guido Anchovy*Guido gets hit* "Gee that fish slipped right outta my hands."-Polly Ester |
| "Think again worm breath, the Samurai Pizza Cats don't fool so easily as you are about to learn."-Guido Anchovy |
| "This guy's tough. All right metal head *trips over rock*...watch your step...Help Big Al Dente, call my agent, somebody call me mother! Whoa, I want outta this cartoon!"-Guido Anchovy |
| "How long are you gonna fool around with this bird brain?"-Guido Anchovy(to Speedy fighting Bad Bird) |
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| "Huh? Look, Lucille left us a note. Sorry, changed my mind, went shopping!"-Speedy Cerviche "Aw no! Boy... you mean we ran all the way over here for nothing. She knew we had a date today, how could she stand us up like this?"-Guido Anchovy "She wouldn't pull a dirty trick like that. She just changed her mind and forgot to tell us."-Speedy Cerviche "Yeah I suppose the reason Lucille has such a clean mind is that she changes it so often."-Guido Anchovy |
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"We'll have to look everywhere!"-Guido Anchovy "Everywhere? You mean for the missing train?"-Speedy Cerviche "What train? Speedy I was talking about Lucille, she's missing!"-Guido Anchovy "Oh, are you positive?"-Polly Ester "No, I just thought it'd be a fun thing to say."-Guido Anchovy |
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"It's absolutely impossible for a whole subway train to disappear. It's got to be down here somewhere, it's gotta be!."-Polly Ester "On the other hand, there could be a monster, or ufos, or mutants! Who knows? This is a cartoon, they can do anything they want!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"A secret tunnel; betcha the train's down there. Let's
look."-Polly Ester*a missile comes out of the tunnel* "Uh-oh, how about a little later?"-Guido Anchovy "Much later!"-Speedy Cerviche*all the cats run and scream* |
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"It's a tense moment for the Samurai Pizza Cats. Will our heroes be able to outrun the deadly missile?"-The Narrator "Outrun a missile? C'mon, get real will ya!"-Guido Anchovy(right before getting hit) |
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"Guido carries his favorite weapon, the Samurai Sunspot Umbrella."-The Narrator "It also comes in handy when it rains."-Guido Anchovy |
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| "Nice job, Speedo."-Guido Anchovy(to Speedy who didn't complete a delivery) |
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"Please Polly, not the washroom!"-Speedy Cerviche "I always knew your career would end up in the toilet."-Guido Anchovy |
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"Can I have a ticket please?"-Speedy Cerviche(to Bad Bird disguised) "It belongs to me!*jumps on Speedy's head* I'm the one Lucille deserves after all. How you doing down there, meetin' any earthworms?"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Give it back! Give it back or I'll pound you flatter than a tomcat tortilla!"-Speedy Cerviche "You couldn't pound the fuzz off a pussy willow!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"All systems are go everybody, stand by for launch."-Francine "But I already ate."-Guido Anchovy "Launch, not lunch."-Francine "Oh."-Guido Anchovy "Silly."-Francine |
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"Alright, who ordered the pepperoni and garlic?"-Speedy Cerviche "I hate garlic!"-Bad Bird "Is that so? Then how come you got breath you could trod a mouse on?"-Speedy Cerviche "What do you expect from a guy who eats worms for breakfast? That's right, we got you surrounded and you didn't even notice. I think that deserves a round of applause, don't you?"-Guido Anchovy |
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| "Hey, that was absolutely disgusting!"-Guido Anchovy (to Speedy, who just sneezed on a pizza) |
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"Hey ,bub, that was a perfectly good pineapple pizza before you went and ruined it!"-Polly Ester "Not to worry, I'll put all my favorite ingredients on and eat the whole 'ting' myself."-Speedy Cerviche "Rhubarb looks especially appealing this time but couldn't it use more catnip?"-Guido Anchovy "Moderation in all tastes."-Speedy Cerviche *Guido and Speedy laugh* |
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"Let's see if I got this straight, you want three dozen extra large pizzas delivered to the Big Business Association building at midnight? Your name please? Mr. Jerry Atrick? Uh, he'll be there, just leave a light in the window for him."-Francine "Hey, what's Atrick feeding, a battalion?"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Can't pin-point his location, Francine?"-Polly Ester "I'm trying, Polly..."-Francine "I sure don't like the look of this."-Polly Ester "Hey, the dude's probably just taking a nap somewhere and..."-Guido Anchovy *Polly hits Guido with a frying pan* "A pal of ours is in trouble, pal!"-Polly Ester |
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"*The bell on Francine's collar rings and she gasps* Oh no! There's the alarm, that pizza delivery must've gone wrong!"-Francine "What's his location?"-Guido Anchovy *Francine taps on the keyboard and the monitor shows two places* "I can't tell, Guido."-Francine "Well he can't be in two places at once...unless he's in two pieces. Let's go find him!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Guido, give Speedy the auxiliary energy pack we brought along for him."-Polly Ester "I forgot to bring it."-Guido Anchovy |
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"This soda's for you Lucille, from yours truly."-Speedy Cerviche "Since you're so special I made you these special fries, my sweet. "-Guido Anchovy "Oh, thank you."-Lucille "Lucille's here to see me, Speedy, go chop some balogna or something will ya? "-Guido Anchovy "Grr, that's your specialty! For example *imitating Guido* , 'Since you're so special I made you these special fries'. That's enough balogna to last us for a month!"-Speedy Cerviche "I was speaking metaphorically of course. Females appreciate the semantics of romantic hyperbole, no doubt about it."-Guido Anchovy "Per-ba-le, smer-ba-le. You're still full of balogna!"-Speedy Cerviche |
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"On the other hand when it comes to fighting bad guys, Polly's really great."-Speedy Cerviche "Oh, thanks."-Polly Ester "Yeah, Polly's a great fighter but if she went to charm school, I don't think she'd make it through first grade."-Guido Anchovy |
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"They call themselves the Pointless Sisters?"-Speedy Cerviche "You gotta admit, it describes them perfectly."-Guido Anchovy |
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"Your beauty and your angelic singings speak for you, my sweet one. My only regret is that now you'll have so many admirers you're bound to forget me."-Guido Anchovy (to Lucille who just became a success as a Pointless Sister) "Here's hoping."-Speedy Cerviche |
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"Yes, you're a star, but the Polly I knew is gone forever. *sobs* My friend Polly has disappeared, thanks to you."-Speedy Cerviche "And we'll miss her because of our feelings for her, feelings like this."-Guido Anchovy *Speedy and Guido stick their tongues out* |
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"Mom, why are those three cats up there in the sky?"-Junior "Super heroes are basically insecure and desperate for attention."-Momma *Polly and Speedy are upset* "You hear what she called us though? Super heroes!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Aha! Guido is carrying his favorite weapon, the Samurai Sunspot Umbrella."-Narrator "Also called the Parasol of Doom."-Guido Anchovy |
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"*Speedy steps on Polly's tail* You don't have a brain up there, no! It's either oatmeal or saw dust, Speedy!"-Polly Ester "Perhaps we can decide which is the correct choice at a more opportune moment..."-Guido Anchovy (right before the Cats are encased in a metal ball) |
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"What do you think, Speedy, considering the fact that he's right?"-Guido Anchovy "Score one for the bad guys!"-Speedy Cerviche "Well I'm right, aren't I!?"-Polly Ester "Yeah, of course you are!"-Speedy and Guido |
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"Having fans doesn't mean anything, what's important is loving yourself."-Guido Anchovy |
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*Guido trips Speedy* "Well, Speedy, I hope you enjoyed your trip!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"Ok, you two, keep your eyes peeled for that potato."-Speedy Cerviche "It could be in anyone of those treasure chests."-Polly Ester "Or in that innocent looking wooden box..."-Guido Anchovy "No way, that's too obvious, even for a cartoon!"-Polly Ester |
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"Guess who."-Guido Anchovy "Who else would carry an umbrella on such a beautiful day. It's Guido Anchovy!"-Bad Bird "That's right."-Guido Anchovy |
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"Hey those guys aren't even human!"-Guido Anchovy "Well of course not, they're cartoons like us."-Bad Bird |
| "Man these new paw cruisers are great. Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, it's Magic Johnson in whiskers!"-Guido Anchovy |
| "Don't worry about dropping a spot of water on little old me; cleared out my eyes so I can look into your better."-Guido Anchovy |
| "Maybe in one of my nine lives I'll be smart enough to figure out why you're crying about this, but I haven't got the time, uh-uh-uh, got to be off with the pizza. Pie, I mean bye!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"What did you say your name was?"-Ruby "My name is Guido and my anchovy's name is Aunt Sophie. No, that isn't it. My name is Guido Anchovy and both of us think that you're a real gem."-Guido Anchovy "Well that's good because my name is Ruby."-Ruby "Ruby, may I have the honor of escorting you home, Ruby? This doesn't seem to be a very safe cartoon for you."-Guido Anchovy |
| "Boy this is a real swanky condominium."-Guido Anchovy |
| "Before today I never knew what true love was and the passion the soul can posses when the heart is on fire. I vow from this moment on you felines shall see a new cat. It's a bright new day."-Guido Anchovy |
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"We're never gonna make it to Ruby's floor in time to save her."-Speedy Cerviche "We only have a hundred floors to go!"-Guido Anchovy "*sees the huge flight of stairs above* AAA! I'm calling Francine for help."Speedy Cerviche |
| "Where there's a rat, there's a Pizza Cat!"-Guido Anchovy |
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"You dared to destroy Ruby's home and put her life and her family in jeopardy! Now you must pay!"-Guido Anchovy "I thought that was my line. Oh well. Whatever he said goes double for me, you hear me?"-Speedy Cerviche |
| "This episode had some danger but so what? It was in the name of love."-Guido Anchovy |
| "Pinch me, I must be dreaming!"-Guido Anchovy (upon seeing Ruby's boyfriend) |
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“What can I do for you folks?”-General Catton “You can get your foot off my collar bone for starters, General.”-Guido Anchovy |
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“We’ll send out for Chinese food when we get to your house.”-Guido Anchovy “Okay, dinner’s on you though.”-Princess Vi |
| “Don’t start to moan Bad Bird, it’s just your old pal, Guido, and the Samurai Sunspot Umbrella.”-Guido Anchovy |
| “I bet I can do anything you can do better.”-Guido Anchovy(to Ninja Crows) |
| “Oh no it’s not, blunder beak. It’s us Pizza Cats the kids go around imitating.”-Guido Anchovy |
| “Guido Anchovy may look like Mary Poppins with that umbrella but he has fists of iron, nerves of steel, and a tin ear. But he’s got a heart of gold and a clanking brass...personality.”-Ninja Crow |
| “Eat my heat! Great day for a barbecue, anybody bring ketchup?”-Guido Anchovy |
| “Let’s see a little Samurai disco dancing, fellas.”-Guido Anchovy |
| “Golly I’m good at this. Maybe I should open up a Fred Astaire dance studio.”-Guido Anchovy |