Summer camp was never like this. The Have-Nots go to Camp North Star, ostensibly run by Morty "Hey Mickey!" Melnick - but in actuality, the real man behind the curtain is Bill "Tripper" Murray, head boys' counselor and hell-raiser. In charge of a randy band of Counselors-In-Training, he instructs them on the finer points of panty-raids, midnight pranks on Mickey, and self-esteem. He befriends Rudy, a lonely, 12-year-old misfit, and together they weave a charming story of friendship.

It's the Have-Nots vs. the Haves when Camp North Star competes in the annual Olympiad with Camp Mohawk. Will Rudy save the day? Will Spaz ever find a girl? Will Wheels and A.L. hook up again? This movie is so mindless that no one really cares, but for some reason, I can't keep my eyes off of it.

Most Pleasureable Guilty Pleasures:
The cafeteria gossip report.

Guilty Pleasure Caveat:
The review above applies ONLY to the original 1979 movie. If you waste your life
watching any of the three sequels, I take no responsibility. Those unabashedly suck.