First Draft for Company Autobiography

Introduction
The plan
The building
Pharmaceuticals
The Discovery
The BIG plan
The takeovers
The domination
The hijacking
The launch into space
The travels in space
The return to earth
The “present”
The future

Example Documents for Book

Meeting minutes (proposal to take over Fujitsu-turned down, proposal to tape reine’s mouth-pass)

“Things to do” list (hijack Spain, rise gold prices, take over Sony, water plants)

“Things to buy” list (Italy, 10 nuclear missiles, 2 launchers, fabric softener

‘Welcome’, and list of required reading by new recruits “Brave New world, 1984”

“Company Assets as of….” List (countries, companies, etc)

“Proposal to takeover/buy/destroy (please circle) ……” list

Page from a daily diary “meeting 12:30 = pres. of assorted country…cancel, can’t stand the old hoot”

President of the board election vote tally (rachel-3, yada-3, Mr fluffy-5, Reine-1, abstain-2)

Post-it memo’s (check engine room, fire reine, rehire reine, take over “Post-it©”)

Chocolate cake recipe, Recipe for disaster au naturale, World domination with insanity complex recipe

List of possible birthday presents for….(1. Swiss chalet, 2.Swiss Alps, 3.Swiss ski instructor????)

Designs for “fighter fleas”/ “penguin escape pods”/ “ferret ice exterminator”

General hand drawn map of the ‘Guinea Pig’, with lots of arrows, etc.