Ok, I know there are lots of other more *interesting* aspects of THE CORPORATION that I could put on the web site but I made this web site so I get to put what I want on it.

First of all I think we need to congratulate those wonderful junior accountants for their tireless efforts in... errrrr... whatever it is that they actually do...

I have every confidence that they know exactly what they're doing and I certainly hope that they know why they're here, 'cos I'm not entirely sure... (other than that Angela said I'd hired them).
So, uh, they can be my employees of the month. Yay! now I need to find a picture of a plaque that I can give them. Oh well, if I can't find one I'll make a typo so that the q changes to a g and they can catch that anime bug that seems to be going around. Hmmm... the closest thing I can find is the Amnesty International symbol, so I think I'll take that as a "no, i don't have a picture of a plaque." Ooh, I know I'll draw one. Wait a sec. Ok, here's our Employee of the Month plaque, which this month is shared between Frodo, Leopold, and Mr Darcy.

So, now that we've got the Junior Accountants sorted out I think I might put up something that actually has some relevance to accounting. So, here it is, that thing you've waited with bated breath for ever since you found out about it (ie. never). The totally unanticipated... (da da da daaaa)... MONTHLY REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *well, i think its exciting, anyway... mumble, mumble, mumble...*

oh damn, I've forgotten how to make a table. I'll have to go check.

SectorsMoney SpentMoney EarnedBalance
Science Squad$1 billion$1 million-$999 million
Accounting$1 million$1 billion$999 million
Post its$2 million$0-$2 million
Weaponry$500 million$0-$500 million
Security and Communications$20 million$502 million$482 million
Building Maintenance$100 million$20 million-$80 million
Salaries$400 million$200 million-$200 million
Guinea Pigs$2 million$302 million$300 million
Totals$2.025 billion$2.025 billion$0

I just wrote down all the different sectors I could think of at 11:00 at night, so if you feel that your sectors have been left out, please tell me.

And if you would like a more detailed report, too bad. Sometimes its just better not to know where that money's coming from or going to.

Well, a balance of $0 isn't too bad for our first month running, especially when you consider the astronomical amount of money we seem to have spent on... well everything really. But perhaps next month we might be able to cut down on some of the slightly less essential things, like Post Its, Guinea Pigs, and assistants, just for example.