Meeting commeced at 9:00 am. All board members present and unusually dressed...in *dramatic music* clothes. No wait, that sounded odd. What I meant to say was that they were dressed in corporate clothes. Wonder why. Possibly to freak out mr fluffy...stop wasting ink secretary and write...ok ok ok, I'm just writing what I see...get on with it...

9:05 Head of Secret Services rushes in. Metal detector went off, due to large amount of jewellry. General consensus reached to ban "Rainy" from the board for a period of 2 weeks.

9:08 Head Navigator makes snide remarks about Corrupt Accountant's workforce and colour of skirt. Slight kerfuffle erupts and Head Science Sqad Almightyily Highest Leader suggests anger management workshops. Almighty Great Explosive Experts suggests some dynamite to diffuse the situation, then suggests that that was silly. Debate goes on until Manufacturer of Get Out Of Jail For Free Cards asks who took the Tim-Tams.

9:15 Glaring competition between board members contiues as Tim-Tams remain unfound.

9:30 Head Chemical Pathologist complains that her eyes are hurting from repeated glare strain...All eyes turn to her

10:00 Head of Inventory suggests that it is perhaps time to vote someone off. Head of Communications would like to know the immunity challenge.

11:30 Immunity Challenge to FIND THE TIM TAMS has concluded. Mr Fluffy was slightly larger and browner than usual. The rustling of plastic behind THE CHAIR gave the game away. Also he had that really guilty look he always gets, when his left eye sort of adorably twitches, you know what I mean.

11:32 Message sent to Storage Rooms in section SR4 to throw up a couple of bags of Tim-Tams

12 Noon. Proposal to buy Tim-Tam company is put on the table and passed

12:30 Proposal to buy Arnotts is put on the table. Some members were slightly disturbed at the fact that the company was now "technically" American Owned...mumbles included things about cooties. Head of Pharmacuticles mentions that the ginger nut buiscuits in the "Family Packs" dont' taste very nice.

12:35 Proposal accepted by a vote of 14 to 1. Biscuits in general do not agree with Mr Fluffy who would rather have a monopoly on the world production of parsley, carrots and food pellets. Proposal to ban ginger nut buiscuits was withdrawn for further review as Head of Engineer pointed out they contain a compound which had proved to be an effective engine coolant.

12:40 Head Architect wanted to know who would be going to the movies tomorrow. Popcorn does not agree with Mr Fluffy. As a concequence vote was 14 to 1 again.

12:45 Proposal to buy Kate&Leopald rejected as meeting was closed. Proposal was deemed usless as Corrupt Accountant already owned 51% of the movie. When asked by Head of Secret Services "Which 1% of the 50%?" followed by general winking and suggestive leering, meeting was offically closed as "someone" was hungry and she wanted her lunch.

12:46 Meeting closed after unsuccessful attempt to lock one board member in the room as "Bananna Surprise" was on the desert menu for lunch.