Topic: Annual Confusion

Meeting commenced at 9:00 Board members enter the room bleary eyed due to last minute cramming to finish proposal to take over Lithuania. Secret Services head points out that its pointless to write up a proposal to hijack a country, usually its just done by force. Explosives Expert points out that we're not you usual or average world dominators. Corrupt Accountant points out that we are the only world dominators so how can there be an average. Head Chemical Pathologist points out that besides it isn't very nice to just troop in and take everything...we might be imposing on people. Manufacturer of Get out of Jail for Free Cards points out that there seem to be a lot of points so the whole thing isn't exactly...pointless....I didn't say that! stop typing that! stop it!...what on earth?...no not again....stop copying down everything we're....ok...maybe if we all shut up they might stop copying......board results to giving universal glares.....

9:05 Science Squad Leader runs in with several racks of test tubes filled with....*stuff*. Insists on everyone drinking it.

9:10 Corrupt accountant points out that it isn't the 30th of May and starts to pick fight with hansard

9:12 Hansard wins fight...22nd of May, 2002. Members are slightly too happy after final exams. Certain members feel that we should not cooperate with the INFIDELS AND SHOULD CRUSH THEM UNDER OUR PAW!!!!MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Head of Inventory and Supplies points out that while the reasoning is honourable the method is not. She would also like to remind the company that Manolo Blahnik shoes do not grow on trees. Head of Medical Sciences mentions that it could be arranged.

9:13 Silence

9:14 Head Archetect mentions that while the infidels are not very helpful they are required for UAI's and generally we have finished with them

9:15 Manufacturer of "Get out of Jail for Free!" cards mumbles something about next Wednesday and Thursday. Mumble recieved by a general glare.

9:30 After having drawn up the final plans for the creation of the "Save a tree, eat a vegetarian" Foundation board members suddenly notice russlelling sound and vote to investigate.

9:31 Sound was found to be comming from worried board member chewing on revision *universal cringe* notes. Mumbles something about Monday. Explosives Expert mentions the Cow Fiesta: with Fireworks!!!! to take place on monday. Head of Communications asks what on earth a Cow Fiesta is. Short reply of "Barbeque" is given by Explosives Expert.

9:54 Board members still wondering why cows should be festive about a whole lot of cow being burnt by a whole lot of tree. Board members agree to bring beef pavlova.

10:00 Head of "The Department" gets 'told off' for reading Cosmo during board meeting. As compensation for innattention decides to give lots of attention by reading out quizzes.

10:05 Head of "The Department" still being 'yelled at' by several members of the board for the first few choices.

10:10 Head of "The Department" chooses quizz and asks, "When imagining your perfect guy, what would he be wearing? a) white tie/tales/opera cloak b)baggy streetware c)a white shirt d)lab coat e)none of the above...infact nothing at all"

10:11 Head of "The Department" narrowly misses cup-cake projectile thrown from otherside of the room.

10:12 Head of "The Department" laughes hysterically

10:13 Head of "The Department" doesn't narrowly miss the barrage of cup-cakes, lamingtons, fingerbuns, jam dounuts and other assorted bakery goods

10:14 Head of "The Department" starts to disgust other board members with lamington party trick.

10:15 Board members start to throw cushions at Head of "The Department". One scores a great hit right between the eyes with an impressive over arm action and spin with the new space age areodynamic plush hackey sack. The Head of "The Department" falls.

10:16 Wierd queezy sounds begin to permeate the room

10:17 Board members realise that the new space age areodynamic plush hackey sack was Mr Fluffy. Board members as one swear mentally.

12:00 noon After pacifying and swaddling Mr Fluffy in cotton balls Board Members remembered the Head of "The Department". After reviving and swaddling the Head of "The Department" with Junior Accountants board members went back to business.

12:30 Junior Accountant enters room and finds board members continuing the meeting where it left off. Junior Accountant dodges cupcake but is hit in the chest with oversized floor pillow. Plans for the annual friends & members' Corporation Picnic as well as preliminary plans for the Annual Corporation Mock Takeover are presented.

12:35 Head Navigator asks about food.

12:40 Meeting closed with plans for the Coproration Picnic finalised and the Head Navigator left mumbling to herself "what are we eating down at the coast???"

12:45 Hansard is accused of cutting and pasting meeting minutes as could not be bothered enough to waste good 30th of May entry and too brain dead to type up another

1:00pm Meeting finally closed. sorrry abouate the aicing on thaeis entryb...styping diffeicutlt with cupatckae on slreft finger/ ...;'arghe..