Memo to management from science squad leader

To all fellow employees of the "corporation" I have an exciting announcement, although I have still not discovered my latent talent for spelling, which I know I possess!! I have successfully created an elixir that converts all "normal" (and i use this term loosely!) humans....and other creatures in to.......wait for it............................drum roll please!...........ANIME CHARACTERS!!!! HAhaHAhaHAhaHA......cough, splutter.........extremely evil grin!! Of course I am only announcing this now, but I already mass produced my elixir and added it to the drinking water two nights ago. Your transformations have already begun, they are irreversible, (note to self. search harder for latent spelling potential!) In fact, you should almost be completely transformed. I distributed the elixir in this way to avoid the many pointless questions, conferences, arguments, and refusals you all would have proposed. There are many advantages to being anime! Your hair becomes a really cool colour and style! (i personally really like my spikes!) You have an uncharted amount of blood....hahahahahehehehe.......more on that later.....you can be blown up and not die! (problem of what to do to reine when she becomes annoying solved!) You have cool facial expressions, can carry unlimited amounts of....anything...in a pocket that exists outside normal space! AND.......You can wear ridiculously small amounts of clothes, or really weird styles of clothes .....AND LOOK REALLY COOL! (or just plain weird...what more can I say, there is just no helping some people!)

As I anticipate some....lively discussions about my elixir I have strengthened my section of the ship and I regret to inform you that an important experiment I am conducting will keep me safely shut away for at least a week, enough time for all discussions to have died down!!

# note to self, find Scrat, I know I should have been more careful with him but I honestly didn't think that my baby anime blue furred Dragon would become so curious.....have to find him before he eats another of Angela's World Domination plans.....as he suffered terrible indigestion last time..........damed....is this thing still on....how the hell do I turn this recorder thingy off.....I know I designed it so that if I hit this button hard enough it should stop recording, but I know there was a reason I haven't done this...a practical joke on the boss (Angela) or something?....aw hell...I'm sure it won't be anything bad.......whack...nothing happened....bam, whack....oh SHI.......BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

The smoke clears, the Guinea Pigs eyes return to normal

.............................................wow, being anime worked ..............i'm alive......(Just collapses from view)

Transmission Terminated......Picture of a flying ferret floats across the screen.