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My name is...? BoB
Do you have any nicknames? boB, dj tanner
What is your email address and/or web page address? mrjuliankay@yahoo.com
For mailing reasons (Christmas, Weddings) what is your mailing address? My Nissan Altima
How many times have you attended the Marak Family Canoe Trip? 4 - 6 Years
How would your rate your drunkenness on the last Canoe Trip?
1-slightly buzzed or underage
2-slightly confused and or disoriented
3-stumbling and handing out your "peanuts"
4-Well liquored and comfortably numb
5-snookered and passing out around the fire or just randomly on the campground
6-Finding yourself somehow 22 blocks north of the campground
7-I really just don't remember
I really just don't remember
What was your favorite Canoe Trip Story? creepy old woman… that took me home….and gave me beer…and we made love in her trailer
What is the best story about one of your friends? Adam and Mango are gay
Name five of your favorite movies... 1. Salsa
2. Salsa
3. Salsa
4. breakin' 2 electric boogaloo
5. ………Salsa 2?????
This will sound morbid but, if you died today...what one thinkg would you have regretted that you did not do while you were on earth? Not being able to avenge myself or winning the latin grammys
What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? I sleep punched a guy in the face at pitch black and hid in adams arms
What is something that nobody knows about you? I'm the king of salsa
Taken from the LJ/Huntley Police Inquiry...I will need some extra space for LJ here...What is your worst habbit? i chew straws
Who is a better guitarist?
(Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe F'n Perry, Chuck Berry, B.B. King)
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Who would be the last man standing after a night of just drinking regular good ole' beer? (Gumby, Marshall, Tommy, Ken, JR, LJ, Todd, Gary "the Freak" Frear, Kathleen) Tommy
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage and how do you make it? bourbon…with ice
What is your favorite shot? Ingredients? crown royal…crown royal?
The Deserted Island Question: What three things would you want if you were stranded on an Island...alone? porno
lube
liqour
What is the most pain you have ever felt? when my salsa dvd skipped and I punched myself in the face
Jackson Five...(dig'em or Are you kidding?) Dig'em
What one person do you look up to the most? Why? Robi Rosa…menudo…KING OF SALSA (before me)
Name a drinking game that you wish you could never play again. South park
What is your best feature? (it can be a personality or a physical trait) my bicuspids
What major decision in your life do you wish you could change and why? everything I've done ever
Mark Metzelov needs some more story ideas. What would be a good topic/idea for him to write about? A sequal to salsa…with robots and van damme and metallica…(and justin timberlake)
What question was not asked that should have been asked? "what are you wearing?"
And now...something that you would like to say, comments, thoughts, views and or questions. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy…


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