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| My name is...? | Jeffrey Peter Xavier Carlin |
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| Do you have any nicknames? | Gumby's Smarter Brother, Lil' Gumby, That Kid or A Lighter Faster Better Looking Version of Gumby |
| What is your email address and/or web page address? | Cjeff83@thetruth.com |
| For mailing reasons (Christmas, Weddings) what is your mailing address? | 111 Pleasant Hill Blvd. Palatine Il, 60067 (Soon to be Gumby's also) |
| How many times have you attended the Marak Family Canoe Trip? | Has not attended yet...Needs a year of college life first. |
| How would your rate your drunkenness on the last Canoe Trip? 1-slightly buzzed or underage 2-slightly confused and or disoriented 3-stumbling and handing out your "peanuts" 4-Well liquored and comfortably numb 5-snookered and passing out around the fire or just randomly on the campground 6-Finding yourself somehow 22 blocks north of the campground 7-I really just don't remember |
1-slightly buzzed or underage. |
| What was your favorite Canoe Trip Story? | My Brother told me about the time he time called Kelly Z. a C**T. That story gets me everytime. |
| What is the best story about one of your friends? | This kid i once hung out with lost his virginity to a fat chic at NIU for a bag of weed. Poor bastard. |
| Name five of your favorite movies... |
1. Clerks 2. Spaceballs 3. Cruel Intentions 4. Mallrats 5. Ferris Buehler's Day Off |
| This will sound morbid but, if you died today...what one thinkg would you have regretted that you did not do while you were on earth? | Going on a Canoe trip! |
| What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? | DNA, im the coolest |
| What is something that nobody knows about you? | you know.. |
| Taken from the LJ/Huntley Police Inquiry...I will need some extra space for LJ here...What is your worst habbit? | my brother. |
| Who is a better guitarist? (Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe F'n Perry, Chuck Berry, B.B. King) |
Eric Clapton |
| Who would be the last man standing after a night of just drinking regular good ole' beer? (Gumby, Marshall, Tommy, Ken, JR, LJ, Todd, Gary "the Freak" Frear, Kathleen) | Kathleen |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage and how do you make it? | I don't drink because of Tommy |
| What is your favorite shot? Ingredients? | .22 : Lead |
| The Deserted Island Question: What three things would you want if you were stranded on an Island...alone? | a really sharp stick Sandra Bullock A bad ass sound system that runs off the sun. |
| What is the most pain you have ever felt? | my brother(gumby) farting on my head. |
| Jackson Five...(dig'em or Are you kidding?) | Are you kidding? |
| What one person do you look up to the most? Why? | Gumby wait was that up to or around? |
| Name a drinking game that you wish you could never play again. | Have not played one. |
| What is your best feature? (it can be a personality or a physical trait) | sense of humor. |
| What major decision in your life do you wish you could change and why? | actually trying in school, then i could have gone to Northwestern or something cool. |
| Mark Metzelov needs some more story ideas. What would be a good topic/idea for him to write about? | Monkeys and type writers that are missing keys and then the key get stuck...oh that is always funny. |
| What question was not asked that should have been asked? | Are you related to Gumby, oh wait that always gets asked. |
| And now...something that you would like to say, comments, thoughts, views and or questions. | My brother(Gumby) is really a nice guy! He's just stubborn and ignorant. |
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