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A "Deeper" Look at Love Jones

My name is...? Officer LJ Marak
Do you have any nicknames? Love Jones, Nerd
What is your email address and/or web page address? eljay76@attbi.com
For mailing reasons (Christmas, Weddings) what is your mailing address? 434 E. Robertson Street
Palatine, IL 60074
How many times have you attended the Marak Family Canoe Trip? 7-10 years
How would your rate your drunkenness on the last Canoe Trip? Stumbling and handing out my "peanuts".
What was your favorite Canoe Trip Story? Oh so many to choose from...The best has to be when we were having a "Winger War" and I launched a full waterballon right through the open window of Dave's new pop-up camper. He got us all back though when he pissed off the God of Rain and made almost everyone tentless and running for their lives.
What is the best story about one of your friends? Anything having to do with Tommy.
Name five of your favorite movies... 1. Jaws
2. Airplane!
3. Tombstone
4. Spaceballs
5. Office Space
This will sound morbid but, if you died today...what one thinkg would you have regretted that you did not do while you were on earth? I would regret not staying alive...
What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? My shrink said that I am not allowed to talk about it.
What is something that nobody knows about you? If I told you, then everyone would know!
Taken from the LJ/Huntley Police Inquiry...I will need some extra space for LJ here...What is your worst habbit? Smoking, nail bitting...
Who is a better guitarist? (Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe F'n Perry, Chuck Berry, B.B. King) Joe F'n Perry
Who would be the last man standing after a night of just drinking regular good ole' beer? (Gumby, Marshall, Tommy, Ken, JR, LJ, Todd, Gary "the Freak" Frear, Kathleen) No Comment
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage and how do you make it? Cap'n and Coke. I'm not sure how to make it.
What is your favorite shot? Ingredients? Lunchbox (aka Bookshelf). Beer, OJ, and Amaratto.
The Deserted Island Question: What three things would you want if you were stranded on an Island...alone? A house.
Beer.
A boat so I can leave if I want to.
What is the most pain you have ever felt? The herpes that Mark gave me kinda sucked. Ummm...ha ha, just kidding. It would have to be when I ruptured my eardrum (WHAT?). I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Well, maybe Marco.
Jackson Five...(dig'em or Are you kidding?) Are you kidding?
What one person do you look up to the most? Why? My father, because he don't take no crap from nobody.
Name a drinking game that you wish you could never play again. I'm afraid of NO games!!
What is your best feature? (it can be a personality or a physical trait) ??? I hate myself.
What major decision in your life do you wish you could change and why? Not going away to college for seven years and drinking my tuition away.
What question was not asked that should have been asked? How much does Gumby weigh?
And now...something that you would like to say, comments, thoughts, views and or questions. I would just like to say thanks to everyone who constantly makes the Canoe Trip a huge success. Without you guys, well, umm..nevermind. I'd still go on the trip. I am proud to say I have the best damn group of friends that a person could ever hope for. You guys are da coolest, and you may have some tea.
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Thank you sir! May I have another!