A "Deeper" Look at Love Jones |
My name is...? | Officer LJ Marak |
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Do you have any nicknames? | Love Jones, Nerd |
What is your email address and/or web page address? | eljay76@attbi.com |
For mailing reasons (Christmas, Weddings) what is your mailing address? | 434 E. Robertson Street Palatine, IL 60074 |
How many times have you attended the Marak Family Canoe Trip? | 7-10 years |
How would your rate your drunkenness on the last Canoe Trip? | Stumbling and handing out my "peanuts". |
What was your favorite Canoe Trip Story? | Oh so many to choose from...The best has to be when we were having a "Winger War" and I launched a full waterballon right through the open window of Dave's new pop-up camper. He got us all back though when he pissed off the God of Rain and made almost everyone tentless and running for their lives. |
What is the best story about one of your friends? | Anything having to do with Tommy. |
Name five of your favorite movies... | 1. Jaws 2. Airplane! 3. Tombstone 4. Spaceballs 5. Office Space |
This will sound morbid but, if you died today...what one thinkg would you have regretted that you did not do while you were on earth? | I would regret not staying alive... |
What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? | My shrink said that I am not allowed to talk about it. |
What is something that nobody knows about you? | If I told you, then everyone would know! |
Taken from the LJ/Huntley Police Inquiry...I will need some extra space for LJ here...What is your worst habbit? | Smoking, nail bitting... |
Who is a better guitarist? (Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe F'n Perry, Chuck Berry, B.B. King) | Joe F'n Perry |
Who would be the last man standing after a night of just drinking regular good ole' beer? (Gumby, Marshall, Tommy, Ken, JR, LJ, Todd, Gary "the Freak" Frear, Kathleen) | No Comment |
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage and how do you make it? | Cap'n and Coke. I'm not sure how to make it. |
What is your favorite shot? Ingredients? | Lunchbox (aka Bookshelf). Beer, OJ, and Amaratto. |
The Deserted Island Question: What three things would you want if you were stranded on an Island...alone? | A house. Beer. A boat so I can leave if I want to. |
What is the most pain you have ever felt? | The herpes that Mark gave me kinda sucked. Ummm...ha ha, just kidding. It would have to be when I ruptured my eardrum (WHAT?). I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Well, maybe Marco. |
Jackson Five...(dig'em or Are you kidding?) | Are you kidding? |
What one person do you look up to the most? Why? | My father, because he don't take no crap from nobody. |
Name a drinking game that you wish you could never play again. | I'm afraid of NO games!! |
What is your best feature? (it can be a personality or a physical trait) | ??? I hate myself. |
What major decision in your life do you wish you could change and why? | Not going away to college for seven years and drinking my tuition away. |
What question was not asked that should have been asked? | How much does Gumby weigh? |
And now...something that you would like to say, comments, thoughts, views and or questions. | I would just like to say thanks to everyone who constantly makes the Canoe Trip a huge success. Without you guys, well, umm..nevermind. I'd still go on the trip. I am proud to say I have the best damn group of friends that a person could ever hope for. You guys are da coolest, and you may have some tea. |
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