| Mark Metzel Everybody! |
| My name is...? | Mark Daniel Metzel |
|---|---|
| Do you have any nicknames? | Belyle or Syphillis or Metzelov |
| What is your email address and/or web page address? | Metzelov@aol.com |
| For mailing reasons (Christmas, Weddings) what is your mailing address? | 515 N. Dunton Ave. Arlington Heights 60004 |
| How many times have you attended the Marak Family Canoe Trip? | 3Years |
| How would your rate your drunkenness on the last Canoe Trip? 1-slightly buzzed or underage 2-slightly confused and or disoriented 3-stumbling and handing out your "peanuts" 4-Well liquored and comfortably numb 5-snookered and passing out around the fire or just randomly on the campground 6-Finding yourself somehow 22 blocks north of the campground 7-I really just don't remember |
1-slightly buzzed |
| What was your favorite Canoe Trip Story? | Probably that one time where we all took canoes down the river and someone fell in. |
| What is the best story about one of your friends? | who needs friends when you got a dong like mine. |
| Name five of your favorite movies... |
1. Mosquito Coast 2. Aliens 3. Dumb and Dumber 4. The Burbs' 5. Bad Wives with Dyanna Lauren |
| This will sound morbid but, if you died today...what one thinkg would you have regretted that you did not do while you were on earth? | land an xwing J5 speeder ship without any assistance from the mother ship. Oh, this planet, sorry. Learn how to sail. |
| What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? | I am really not the embarassed type, so I will pass on this one Alex. |
| What is something that nobody knows about you? | For years I have been secretly pole vaulting at night over at the high school, and by the 2006 olympics I will show the world how high my pole can go!! |
| Taken from the LJ/Huntley Police Inquiry...I will need some extra space for LJ here...What is your worst habbit? | Scoring game winning goals |
| Who is a better guitarist? (Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe F'n Perry, Chuck Berry, B.B. King) |
Mark's Write In: Pistol Pete |
| Who would be the last man standing after a night of just drinking regular good ole' beer? (Gumby, Marshall, Tommy, Ken, JR, LJ, Todd, Gary "the Freak" Frear, Kathleen) | Marshall |
| What is your favorite alcoholic beverage and how do you make it? | Gin and tonic, self explanatory |
| What is your favorite shot? Ingredients? | Don Julio tequila, straight up. |
| The Deserted Island Question: What three things would you want if you were stranded on an Island...alone? | Anna Kournikova some quarters for the pop machine extra shoe laces |
| What is the most pain you have ever felt? | sunburnt shins at canoe trip last year, I would have said when I had my head smashed into a brick wall, but I was unconscious and didn't feel a thing. |
| Jackson Five...(dig'em or Are you kidding?) | Are you Kidding? |
| What one person do you look up to the most? Why? | Marshall, because he is the tallest one. |
| Name a drinking game that you wish you could never play again. | Waterfall, sitting next to Marshall and Tommy. |
| What is your best feature? (it can be a personality or a physical trait) | I have two...my incredible, funny, ball busting, gut wrenching, pee your pants, sense of humor and my modesty |
| What major decision in your life do you wish you could change and why? | To choose my friends more carefully, you never know what kind of yahoos you might be stuck with for the rest of your life. |
| What question was not asked that should have been asked? | How much do you think Gumby weighs? |
| And now...something that you would like to say, comments, thoughts, views and or questions. | Talk to my lawyer. |
