A blonde is driving home from getting her hair dyed as she notices a sheep crossing sign...
A farmer waved her down and asked her to stop and wait until his sheep are done crossing. She agrees to let his sheep cross. She then asked the farmer if she could have one of his sheep if she could guess how many he had. So, he said o.k., she said 432.
He was amazed that she got the correct number and decided to let her have a sheep. She got out of the car and picked the one she wanted and stuck it in the car.
The farmer then asked if he could guess her natural hair color if he could have his sheep back.
The blonde decided to go along with it since her hair was now dyed red.
The farmer goes you're a blonde, right?
She then asked, How'd you guess?
He said, Can I have my dog back?