Funny Racial Jokes

Blacks

How do you keep 4 black guys from raping a white chick?
Toss them a basketball!!!!!!

This one Asian guy walks into a black-owned liqour store and tells the clerk, "Give me a jigger, nigger". Then the black guy says, "Hey that wasn't very nice. How would you like it if I came in and called YOU racist names?". The Asian guy responds "Go Ahead". So the black guy leaves and then comes back in and says "Serve me a drink, Wink". The Asian guy immediately responds "Sorry, we don't serve niggers".

Asians

How does an Asian couple decide on what to call their new baby?
They get a marble and through it at a frying pan; they call their baby whatever sound it makes.

Tri Hugger: Hey Tin Can, what do you call an American with a PhD in Science and Math?
Tin Can: I don't know. What do you call him?
Tri Hugger: STUPID AMERICAN!!!!!!!!