Stupid Shit

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

So what's the speed of dark?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

What's so interesting about x? Why is it you always you have to find x? Why find a letter? Can't we find a number for once? "Find the letter value of 13" instead of "Find the number value of x."

The purpose of beds are not to sleep on. No it's to cram all the stuff you can under them. Sleeping on them is only a coincidence.

.If people truly believe in God, why don't they believe "the way God made us" is nude?

What's the point of parents? All they ever do is yell at you and hit you and scream that it's not right to light the cat on fire?

Now, did a car run over your cat or did a cat run under your car?

Would it be ununderstandable, or derstandable? I think it would be derstandable, don't you?