The Farmer Guy
There was this one guy named Johnny Depp (don't ask). He had just recently graduated
from Harvard University with a major in Journalism and was hired by the New York Times.
He decided to head back home to Alabama for his first writing assignment. Once there,
he meets this one farmer guy.
He asks the farmer guy, "hey man, i need to write a story, does anything interesting
happen around here?".
Then the farmer guy says, "Well, once Billy Joe's sheep was lost in the woods, so me
and all the farmer's loaded up a pickup truck with beer and went into the woods to
find it. Then when we found it, we each took turns having our way with it."
"I can't print that!" exclaimed Johnny. "Don't you have anything else?"
Then the farmer guy says, "Well, once Billy Joe's wife was lost in the woods, so me
and the guys loaded up a pickup truck with beer and when we found her, we each took
turns having our way with her".
"That's even worse, i can't print that either" yelled Johnny. "Come on, something
else must have happened around here".
Then the farmer guy look down shamefully and said "Well, one time I got lost in the woods"