Q: How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
A: She has a headache with the milkman.
Q: Why did the Jews wander the desert for 40 years?
A: Because someone dropped a quarter.
Abraham wanted to put Windows 95 on his computer, but Isaac was concerned: "But father, we don't have enough memory for that!" "Don't worry, son, God will provide the RAM"
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary were doing chores around their home in Nazareth when suddenly, Jesus ran outside to Joseph, and asked, "Did you call me?" "No, I'm sorry," Joseph replied, "I just hit my thumb with the hammer, again."