The Queer List
The following is a list of people that are queers and the reason(s)
You're a queer - cuz you came to my site
Brian Boitano is a queer - damn gay-ass ice skater
Bill Clinton is a queer - just look at him!
Vicky's a queer (special queer) - the most obvious of them all
I'm a queer (special queer) - even more obvious
The Gay List
All these people here are gay (yes, literally)
Erick's gay - he looks like his brother
Kyle's gay - he's a fuckin boyscout!
Ivan's gay - damn scottish queer
Oscar's gay - this fuckin' mumblere is a damn wannabe
Ronnie's gay - 2% on multiple choice test, dyed his hair blonde, he tried to spike it, he's a damn bebopper (the list could go on...)
If you are a queer, don't ask me why... you're the damn queer!
Actually, anyone that I know, and I recognize, but at the moment hasn't realized that I'm there, is gay.