Shalon: *smack* Pay attention to the game! And stop staring at Heero its rude!!!

Vicky: But I was... I mean I wasn't...

Shalon: uuh huh... sure Vicky

Duo: *snickering*

Shalon: That goes to you too!

Duo: *Pouts*

Get Together Games! Part III

Wufei: Is there a divorce square?
Heero: Give it up!
Duo goes to spin the spinner. Vicky slaps his hand!
Vicky: Wait your turn!
Duo: Awe but I wanna spin now...
Vicky: You just spun last turn!
Duo: Aww...but it was a bad square. I want to land on a "winning" square.
Quatre: *Sweat drops* Now I know why we hide these games...
Trowa spins a ten.
Shalon: YOU WERE SPEEDING!
Trowa: ....
Shalon: You owe me $5,000
Heero: ....
Duo: *Leans to Heero.* Don't ever cross that gal!
Heero: *nods*
Shalon collects her 5,000.
Shalon: That will learn ya!
Wufei: *Spins, and lands on a "life square"* What's it read?
Quatre: Baby Girl!
Duo: HAHAHAH!!!! Wufie's got kids...Wufie's got kids!!! Doing something with the little woman there have ya Wufei. Go buddy.
Quatre hands Wufei a little pink peg to add to his car.
Wufei: *mumbles*
Heero: *spins and lands on "ski accident... pay doctor 10,000"*
Shalon: Hmm...not as perfect as we all thought.
Heero: I wouldn't need a Doctor. I can fix it myself.
Quatre: But Heero...I'll take such good care of you. And I'm sure Catherine, my nurse, will help too. She'll bring some soup.
Heero: *shudders* It's fine. It's only a flesh wound.
Quatre: *Pouts* But I only wanted to help.
Heero: Believe me...I'm fine.
Duo: My turn my turn!
Vicky: No its not! *smack*
Shalon: It's my turn. *spins the wheel.*
*Tornado destroys house. Pay $100,000*
Shalon: What the HELL!! I don't have $100,000. I'm a poor police officer making a measly ten grand. Damn.
Vicky: PAY UP!
Quatre: You can always get a bank loan.
Shalon: Ah man. I hate getting loans. *sigh* But it seems to be the only way. Fine. I'll get a *counts money - has 30,000) 70,000 dollar loan please. Geeze. Well now I'm broke. That's funny...I thought I had more money. Ah well. Who needed food anyway.
Duo: My turn my turn!
Vicky: I don't think so bub... *spins the wheel* Now its your turn
Shalon: Wait! What did you land on Vicky?
Vicky: Not important! Carry-on.
Shalon: *Lifts up the car* Oh no I don't think so. What does that square say? "Trash a school, pay janitor 10,000"
Duo: SWEET... pay up!
Shalon: Bwahaha....You have to pay Duo money.
Vicky: *Reluctantly passes Duo the money.*
Duo adds it to his pile.
Wufei: Wait! Why is Maxwell's pile so big?
Duo: Huh?
Trowa: Hey ya! That's a lot of money for a Janitor.
Wufei: Damn it Maxwell you have been stealing from the other players!
Duo: Uhhh...
Vicky: Hey my house is missing!
Quatre: I still have my mobile home.
Heero: No one wants your mobile home.
Shalon: WHAT!! So that's where my money went!!! MAXWELL!!!
Duo: No I swear!
Heero grabs Duos' arm and tiles and money fall from his sleeve
Duo: Wait I can explain that...
Shalon: Uh huh. Get talking. Wait! On the other hand....*pulls out handcuffs* ...You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Vicky: Hey those are mine!
Duo: *scratched his head*
Heero: *Sweatdrops*
Vicky: Um what I mean is...
Shalon: Eww...here. You can have them back.
Vicky: Hey...just what where you doing with them in the first place?
Quatre, Wufei, and Duo sweatdrop.
Shalon: Well I..uh...well you see...we uh....
Quatre: Umm can we just get back to the game?
Shalon: *Whispers to Quatre* Nice save!
Quatre: Thank you.
Trowa: Ok lets just divvy up Duo's money... and have him return Vicky's house and we can carry on.
Shalon: Does this mean I don't get to arrest him.
Trowa: Yes. You are not allowed to arrest Duo.
Shalon: Darn. Well I suppose that's fair then. But Duo...no more stealing. In fact to make sure you aren't hiding money anywhere...take off your shirt.
Vicky: What about the life tiles in his pants?
Everyone sweatdrops!
Shalon: Eww...He can keep those pieces. Forever. Don't put them back in the box.
Trowa: Okay, lets move on
Wufei spins and lands on "Twin baby girls!"
Wufei: NO @#$%*&# WAY (and other unjustified words!) Okay that's it! This game is rigged.
Quatre calmly puts two more pink pegs into Wufei's car
Trowa: That is three baby girls now Wufei.
Shalon: Awww Wufei. What a cute family you have.
Duo: You dog!
Wufei: #*$^+@ )W@#$&*@

Trowa spins a six and moves his paper ball six spaces. "Baby boy." Quatre pulls out a blue peg and attempts to attach it to the paper ball.
Quatre: There! *The blue peg falls out.* Uh...just let me try again. *Peg falls off once again* Hmm...maybe tape will work.
Vicky goes and grabs the tape and hands it to Quatre.
After about 5 minutes of work with the tape and Vicky's help, the peg finally stays on and the ball is twice the size
Quatre Spins. He once again lands on the marriage space.
Duo: How is that possible. Hey...is polygamy even allowed in this game?
Quatre: *Shrugs* I don't know. *Adds another wife to his car.*
Wufei: Want my wife?
Quatre: Sure. *Adds Wufei's wife to his car.* Hey I'm not going to argue!
Vicky: So what he now has three wives?
Shalon: I guess.
Vicky : Oh okay. Cool!
Trowa: Are you going backwards around the board Quatre?
Quatre: *Shrugs.* I dunno.
Duo: Hey that's no fair. Wufei is not allowed to get rid of his wife. Think of the children. *Duo taps his fingers together.* Then again, on the other hand...go for it. Enjoy taking care of three baby girls by your self Wu-man.
Wufei: *His eye's widen and he quickly grabs his wife back and sticks the pink peg into his car.* On the other hand, I think I'll keep her.
Heero: Whatever... lets just get on with the game.

Heero Spins.
Vicky: *Bursts out laughing*
Heero: What's so funny?
*Looks at square: "Tax Fraud. Pay back the government $50,000"*
Heero: What!!
Vicky: PAY UP!
Duo: You just like saying that don't you?
Vicky: Hehe...it makes me feel important PAY UP!!!
Heero: There is no way the government could catch me.
Wufei: Come on Yuy! If I can have four onnas in the car you can pay your god damn tax fraud! Hmpt!
Heero: *Grudgingly pays.*
Vicky: Your turn Wufei!
*Wufei spins.*
Wufei: @#%*%((#!!!!!!
Quatre ads more girls to Wufei's wagon of love
Shalon: That has got to be a record.
Duo: Whoa Chick magnet! What kind of car was that Wu Wu? I've got to get one!
Wufei: Shut up Maxwell.
Vicky: Man that is one full car!

Shalon: My turn. *spins a seven.*
*Lottery winner. Collect 100,000 dollars.*
Shalon: WHOOO YEAH!! Things are looking up. I can now pay back my loan and *sniff* the family can eat again. Happy Days.
Shalon: *Looks at Vicky.* It's your turn to spin now.
Vicky: *Looks up from staring at Heero, her eyes glazed over.* Huh?
Shalon: Well that was intelligent. It's your move.
Vicky: Oh...okay. *spins and lands on "Commits adultery, give 10,000 for alimony"*
Duo: That's what you get for checking out other players...You Dog!
Quatre: *gasp* Vicky. *tears well up in his eyes* How could you do that to Heero?
Vicky: *Sweatdrops* Uh, Quatre...it's only a game.
Quatre: *Wailing he walks over to Heero* It's all right Heero. I'm sure she didn't' mean it. Please give her another chance.
Heero: *Clears his throat* Umm, Trowa how's the paper ball thing working out for you there?
Trowa: Can't complain....
*A blue peg falls out.*
Quatre: I'll get that.
Duo: Hey watch those kids there buddy!
The paper now turned tape ball continues to grow in size.
Wufei: Hey you can ditch those things on the side of the road? I didn't know that! *Starts pulling out pink pegs*
Quatre: Put those back Wufei!
Wufei: Make me.
Duo: Its your family man! Where is the justice in that?
At the word Justice Wufei stops pulling out pegs.
Wufei: Damn. This justice thing is become way overrated. *puts pieces back in*
Quatre: Its your turn...
Heero: You really shouldn't fight in front of the children.
Vicky: ....
Trowa: He's right.
Quatre: Would you just go! Its your turn!
Wufei: *Spins and moves his car up four spaces. He lands on the life square "Family picnic"
Duo: Awe now isn't that cute...
Trowa: Its like having a real family...but not...
Quatre: Aww...such a lovely family.
Wufei: *Tears start welling up in his eyes.*
Vicky: Are you okay Wufei? *Whispers to Duo* And they say girls have mood swings!
Shalon: Severe mood swings. Hey Wu-man, snap out of it!
Wufei: *eyes glazed over* I love my family! Ya know...I think they are growing on me. *sniff* Come little Nadine let's go play on the swings. *Wufei starts hugging the pink pegs.*
Vicky: Ummm I think you have some serious issues dude...
Shalon: I think we've lost him.
Duo: Oooh kay... MY TURN!
Vicky: No its not! *smack!*
Duo: B..bu..but but...
Shalon: No I think it is his turn.
Vicky: Oh okay... *pouts*
Duo: SEE! HA. And stop smacking me!
Vicky: *smack*
Duo: Ow...hey!
*Wufei is still cooing off in the background.*
Heero: *whispers to Shalon* I wonder how we are going to break it to him when the game is over
Shalon: I dunno...I vote for Duo to do it.
Vicky: *over hears* are we voting people off the game?
Shalon: Uuuummm no. Duo would you just spin?
Duo: All right!! Big money, big money. Uh...wrong game...sorry.
Trowa: Would you like to buy a vowel?
Duo: Ha ha. Very funny. Smart alex.
Vicky: As in Alex Trebeck?
Shalon: *sigh* No Vixs.
Duo spins a two and lands on "have tattoo removed pay Doctor $5,000"
Duo: Ahh I don't want to loose my tattoo!
Shalon: Ooo...where is the tattoo? Can I see?
Heero: You have a tattoo?
Duo: *Blushes* Ahhh well I'm not to expose that part....the police said so
Vicky: You Dog!
Duo: Hey! That's my line.
Vicky: *Sticks her tongue out*
Shalon: PAY UP!!
Vicky: That's my line *pouts*
Shalon: *Sticks her tongue out* hehe.
Quatre: Oh no that's okay... I think I have enough money. I don't need more money. Please save it. You can just keep the tattoo!
Duo: Sweet!
Shalon: You are such a nice guy Quatre.
Wufei: Hey that's not how you play the game!
Shalon: Welcome back.
Vicky: Ya! PAY UP! Ohh and...um PAY UP
Quatre: Shhh...be quite. He can keep the tattoo. Honest.

As they are arguing Trowa Spins. He lands on "baby boy" and quietly adds a blue peg to the ball. As he puts the ball down the ball start to roll towards Wufei's car. The ball rolls over and crushes the car. Pegs go flying everywhere....oh the humanity....
Wufei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Duo: Whoa... what just happened?
Trowa: My Bad......
Wufei begins to pick up the broken pieces of his life.
Wufei: Oh god no! Little Nadine!! *sniff* Little Nadine was my favorite.
Quatre: Okay okay...calm down. We can just put the little pegs back in. Every thing will be fine.
Wufei: *Looks at Quatre with big shining black eyes full of hope.* Really?
Quatre: *Smiles* Yeah!
Duo: Aww....It's a Kodak moment!
Trowa: .....
Duo: *snaps picture* Also blackmail material.
Vicky: I barely call a family being ran over by a paper ball a Kodak moment...
Duo: But a broken down and weeping Wufei is definitely a Kodak moment. I'm so evil. I am SHINIGAMI!
Vicky: Oooooohhhhh kayyy.... *mumbles* At least he didn't add the evil maniacal laughter.....
Duo: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Vicky: .... I had to open my mouth!
Trowa: Perhaps we should just end the game now.
Duo: *looks at his stack of money.* Hey..good idea. I think I win.
Shalon: *Points out the window* HEY!!! Look over there!! It's a Gundam!
*Everyone looks* Wha????
Shalon quickly swipes a handful of Duo's money.
Heero: *realizes the deception.* Well Duo.. you win some you lose some.
Duo: Huh? But I have the most money!
Trowa: Look again.
Duo: HEY! You cheat!
Trowa: Wasn't me... *looks at his lack of money*
Shalon: *shrugs* What goes around comes around. It's called Karma baby!
Duo: SHALON!! I'll Kill you!
Heero: hehe good one...
Shalon: *High five's Heero.* Thanks.
Duo: *In a fit of fury, he flips the game board over.*
Wufei jumps to save his family
Wufei: NOT AGAIN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Trowa's massive paper ball flies and hits Quatre in the head, stunning the poor boy.*
Quatre: Did someone get the number of the Gundam that hit me?
Duo: I'll get you Shalon! *duo leaps over the table to get Shalon.
Shalon: Eep. *Jumps out of the way.*
Shalon runs out of the room Duo following close behind. Wufei cradles his car of pink pegs.. and one blue one...
Trowa, Heero and Vix are still in their seats looking over the overturned board and scattered pieces
Wufei: It's okay everyone. Everything is all right. I've saved my family.

Suddenly the massive paper ball comes flying back and knocks the car out of Wufei's hand. The ball completely crushes the car.
Wufei: *Tears well up in his eyes.* GRR!! MAXWELL!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Duo stops chasing Shalon for a moment.
Duo: Hey!! What the hell did I do?
Wufei: I don't know, but somehow this has to be all your fault!
Wufei starts chasing after Duo who continued to chase after Shalon.

Trowa, Heero and Vicky sit, watching the spectacle.
Trowa: I don't think we should play any more board games. Harmless board games somehow become dangerous.
Vicky: Yeah... tonight totally proves that.... *Begins shoving the game back into it's box*
Wufei: WAIT! *Yanks car from Vicky's hands* I believe that is mine!
Vicky: ITS JUST A GAME!!!!
Wufei: *death glare Wufei style*
Vicky: Fine take it...
Wufei skips happily away.
Heero: *eyebrow twitch* That is disturbing. We have to do something. Bonfire?
Trowa and Vicky nod.
Both: Yep...bonfire.

They march out into the backyard and start burning every board game in the house.
Duo: WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY!!!! MY CAR, MY CHICK.... My Chick WAGON! ITS THE ORPHANAGE ALL OVER AGAIN!
Heero: Ahh knock it off Duo! *Punches Duo*
Duo: *Comes back to his senses* uuhh right. So much for "Get Together Games."
Trowa: I don't know Duo... I think we have gotten closer.
Duo: *Backs off.*
Vicky: Not THAT kind of close you twit!
Duo: Oh. *moves back* All right then.

Shalon comes running out of the house with a bag of marshmallow's in her hands.
Shalon: "Marshmallow roast!!!"
Vicky: I don't know about the chemicals and all? This is burning plastic after all.
Duo: Who cares man! its Marshmallows!!!
They all start roasting mellows.
Trowa: *Smiles* Perhaps its not that bad after all?
Duo: Sooo whats on the agenda for tomorrow night?