Vicky:Man that took way to long to complete!

Shalon: What was that 2 months?

Vicky: I think it was 4.

Shalon: OI! That's embarrassing

Vicky: But its done

Shalon: Our apologizes to the Anime Angels for taking so long.

Vicky: We did have lots of fun, but I will admit it was quite a challenge!

Shalon: Hope you enjoy it ^_^

Episode 9: Angel Encounters of the Anime Kind

Duo, Wufei, Shalon and Vicky are on the sofa watching tv.

Heero: don't you guys have anything better to do then watch television?
Duo: But this show rocks... it’s about 7 girls that fight for justice... You know like us but without Gundams!
Heero: If there are 7 girls, why is Wufei watching it?
Wufei: It’s all about justice!
Shalon: Yeah right. Suuuurre!!
Duo: He's just watching it for the babes. The justice junk is just a cover.
Wufei: *hmph*
Vicky: I think he has a thing for "Lady Angel... or was it Otaku Angel?"
Duo: BWAHA!! Wufei and Otaku Angel sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! First comes love then comes....urk!

*Wufei pounds Duo over the head*

Vicky: That was great!!! Can you do it again!?

Duo and Wufei look at Vicky.

Both: Which one?
Vicky: *Between laughs.* All of it! *heheheh*
Duo: Oh yeah!! Finally someone who appreciates my singing talent.
Wufei: *Muttering* It’s more like the sounds of a dying yak.
Shalon: Would the three of you shut up!? We're missing the show!
TV: Stay tuned for next weeks episode of ANIME ANGELS!!!!
Duo: Ah man that was a great episode!
Vicky: Yea! I really like the way Arc Angel kicked that bad guys ass! And Annoying Angel is soo cool! Who's your favourite angel?
Shalon: Their all so cool that I can't decide.
Heero: *Not even missing a beat on his laptop* Arc Angel.
Everyone: *Stunned*
Heero: What?
Vicky: I thought you didn't watch the show...
Heero: *Crosses his arms defensively.* Hn! I don't. But it’s kind of hard not to listen when the bunch of you turn the volume right up every Thursday night.

Duo leans back in his seat and sighs.

Duo: Wouldn't it be great to meet them?
Vicky: Or all of them....
Quatre: *Walks in.* Hey guys.. I got a favor to ask.
Duo: What’s up?
Quatre: Some friends of the family are going to be coming and visiting for a while. They need a place to stay. I told them they could stay here. Is that all right?
Duo: Are they hot chics?
Quatre: *Looks flustered.* Well...I guess so. They are all girls.
Vicky: Yeah!! Visitors!!
Heero: How many?
Quatre: Seven of them.
Wufei: WHAT! NO WAY WINNER! NO F''n WAY!
Duo: HaHA. Karma baby.
Wufei: We already have TWO!!!
Duo: That's what you get for dissn' women Wu-man.
Quatre: Don't worry Wufei. They are only temporary house guests.
Wufei: Fine! Just don't let any of them in my room.
Duo: Who'd want to go to your room? You’ve got those beehives in there!
Wufei: *Under his breath* Freak.
Vicky: It’s a lamp shade Dumb ass!
Wufei bops Duo over the head again.
Duo: OUCH!! Stop doing that!
Wufei: Stop insulting me.
Both: *Glaring at each other* GRRRR!!!!
Quatre: Would you guys chill?
Shalon: Yeah! Break it up already. Sheesh. You two are worse than children. Honestly! We need to keep you two in separate rooms.
Quatre: We have a big enough place. I know we can accommodate the girls. Shalon and Vicky can you fit in two in your room. Wufei and Duo can share a roo....
Wufei: Don't even say it Winner!
Heero: Is that a good idea? They may kill each other.
Shalon: Ahh, it'll be good for them. Maybe they'll warm up to each other and start being nicer to one another.
Quatre: *Sigh.* Okay Trowa and I will share a room that leave a room empty for three girls. And Heero would you mind taking the couch? And letting two girls share your room?
Heero: Fine
Quatre: Is this ok for everyone?
Vicky: *Nods* This is going to be fun! Like a big sleep over!

*DING DONG*

Quatre: Oh. My friends are here. Great. *He rushes to the door to let them in*
Duo: YES!!! Bring on the babes.
Wufei: I'm making myself scarce.
Shalon: *Pulls him back by the ponytail* Oh no your not. You are coming to greet Quatre's guests and you will be nice and treat them with respect. And I want you and Duo to behave yourselves. Got it!
Wufei: Fine!
Duo: Fine!
Shalon: *Sigh* This is going to be a long day.

The door bursts open and chatty girls fill the room.

"Hiya Quatre!" "Nice pad" "Where can I put my bags?" "Ooh he's a cutie"

Duo's and Wufei's mouths drop to the floor

Vicky: *psst* Shal, they look familiar..
Duo: It...it...IT's the ANIME'S ANGELS!!! Why didn't you tell us they were your friends?
Quatre: What? Oh that... I didn't think you'd know who they were.
Duo: Of course we knew who they are. They are only the hottest thing on TV right now. Oh man nobody is going to believe this. I have to go get my camera.
Wufei: Baka! Everyone knows who the Anime Angels are!!! We watch the bloody show every Thursday night!
Quatre: Oh. So that’s what you guys were watching. I never really paid attention to what you were watching before. I thought it was just another show like The Simpsons.
Vicky: *Thinking hard.* Anime’s Angels...where have I heard that before...*Light bulb goes off in her head.* OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Shalon whacks Vicky over the head.

Shalon: Baka.
Vicky: Wow. The Anime's Angels are staying with us. This is neat.

One of the Angels speaks up...

Insane Angel: Umm can you stop calling us Anime Angels...We do have real names! I'm Cat
Arc Angel: Hello I'm Aldrea *waves*
Heero: I'm Heero Yuy.

Duo, Shalon, Wufei and Vicky look at Heero in slight shock.

Duo: Knock it off lover boy!
Heero: Hn!
Lady Angel: I'm Kelia. *Wiggles her fingers at Wufei* Hiya Wufei!
Wufei: *Gets a dreamy look on his face* Uhh...
Duo: He’s so overcome that speech eludes him.
Wufei: Shut up, Maxwell!

Annoying Angel: I'm Katy. *Spots Trowa and shyly blows him a kiss*
Trowa: Eh?
Twisted Angel: I'm Andi. *Runs and glomps Duo* DUO HONEY!!!
Duo: Oof...Uh..hi.
Vicky: *To Shalon.* Very affectionate group!
Quatre: *sweatdrops*
Shalon: I can see that.
Otaku Angel: I'm Caelia Pleased to meet you!
Kawaii Angel:... And I'm Chiri!!
Vicky: *Under her breath* Is that all of them!?
Shalon: *Whispers to Vicky* I hope so!!
Quatre: Welcome to our home. We will do our best to make your stay as pleasurable as possible.
Katy: Thank you very much Quatre I really appreciate this!
Quatre: Not a problem. It's the least I can do for my friends.
Keila: Yeah with the prices of hotels these days it’s getting expensive to travel as a group.
Cat: Not to mention that we get recognized where ever we go...
Shalon: Yeah! That must be a pain to have fans hanging all over you.

Vicky in the background is trying to get Katy's autograph.

Vicky: Can you sign this. Please please. Pretty please with a cherry on top.....
Katy: *Sweatdrop* Okay. I guess *puts her bag down to sign*
Vicky: Thank you thank you thank you thank you...
Duo: Sooo Ladies... who is sharing a room with me?
Shalon: *Pulls Duo’s braid* Everything has been pre arranged stupid!
Heero: Good thing to. With the mess you have in your room, no one could get in there if their life depended on it!
Duo: Hey shut up. You can still see a tiny bit of the floor.
Wufei: *Begins to walk away.*
Shalon: Where you think YOUR going!? These bags need to be taken to the proper rooms.
Wufei: *Muttering* Baka onnas! As if it wasn't bad enough to lug your junk around when you moved in, now I have to haul all this crap! INJUSTICE!
Vicky: Oh grow up cry baby!
Vicky: WHAT?
Quatre: Could you just please take the bags Wufei?
Kelia: *Bats eyelashes at Wufei* I really appreciate it.
Wufei: *Dazed* Uh...ahh...okay.
Katy: So where’s the sofa? *spots Trowa on the sofa and runs to take the seat beside him, Cat sees this and quickly sits on the other side of Trowa and takes his Arm*
Trowa: .....

Katy glares at Kat.

Katy: Um excuse me. I believe I was here first.

Cat sticks her tongue out at Katy.

Trowa: .....
Vicky: *With a bit of sarcasm* Don’t enjoy the attention TOO much Trowa
Trowa:....
Heero: *Picks up Aldrea's bags* You'll be staying in my room.
Aldrea: Fine
Duo: You can come and visit me if you want to.
Shalon: *Puts a hand over Duo's mouth.* Just ignore him.
Aldrea: *Smiles*
Quatre: Chiri, you can share Heeros room with Aldrea.
Chiri: OK thank you
Quatre: *Picks up Chiris bags and follows Heero*
Aldrea: I just might.
Duo: I think she likes me.
Vicky: I don't know man...it’s hard to tell. There was like no emotion to her. She's like...like...umm...She's like a female version of Heero. I think she hates me.
Shalon: It's a Heero Complex.
Duo: *Notices Trowa* HEY!!! *Trowa is covered in lipstick and his hair is all messed up. The two girls are still showering him with attention.* Now why don't I have girls hanging off me like that!

Vicky and Shalon mockingly start to glomp Duo.

Duo: You two don't count!
Vicky: Awe that's mean! *In a mocking tone*
Duo: Hey Trowa buddy! How you holding out!?
Trowa: ......
Duo: Want me to take your place?
Trowa:....
Duo: All right man!

Trowa gets up to leave and the girls ,almost like shadows, follow him.

Trowa:...I’ve got to use the bathroom
Cat: *Giggles* Oh we don't mind.
Trowa:.... *Walks away with the girls following along behind him.*

Shalon: Uhh...I guess they are sleeping in Trowa's room. Hey you know...I'm not sure if we should be allowing this little temporary take over of our house.
Vicky: Yea... its kind of... creepy...hormones running amok! But then again who are we to talk.
Wufei: *Coming into the room to get more bags* Freaky women and their estrogen. Hey! How come the rest of you aren't helping.
Vicky: I’m busy!
Wufei: No your not!!! Get your weak ass over here and help...
Vicky: *Grumbles* Okay.
Duo: I'm going to look for Andi... She seemed cute! Heck they are all cute!
Duo: Maybe she'd like to see my sailor moon manga collection!
Vicky: I think you’re going to scare her more than anything...
Duo: This is going to be the best week ever!!!

**Four Days Later**

Duo: This is the worst week ever.
Vicky: What’s wrong duo?
Duo: I never knew glomping girls could take so much out of ya!
Shalon: *Eyebrow twitch* Who was talking about Karma earlier?
Vicky: *Laughs*
Duo: Hey this is serious!
Girl’s voices sound in the background: Ohhh Duo!
Duo: Ahhh *runs out the door*

Three of the girls enter the room and look around for Duo.

Girls: Aww...where'd the cutie go?
Shalon: *Points in the direction Duo ran* He went that way.
Girls: *Squealing they run after him* Thanks!!
Shalon: *Looks innocent.* What? He deserves this.
Vicky: Hehe to true! After all he wanted to be glomped

***

Duo runs into the garage and sees Quatre's white van. He runs to it and opens the side door.

Duo: Yes! It’s open! *He climbs over to the last seat and lays down to take a little nap.* Finally some peace and quiet. They won't find me in here!

Meanwhile Wufei is in a hell of his own....

Wufei: Winner!!!!!

Quatre comes running up to Wufei's room.

Quatre: What? What is it Wufei!? Are you okay!?

Wufei came flying out of his room at breakneck speed. Caelia and Keila are behind him, brushes and ribbons and bows flowing all around.

Wufei points to the girls.

Wufei: THEY are trying to decorate my hair. I WILL not allow it Winner!
Quatre: At least they did a nice job decorating the room *Noting the pink colors all about the room.*
Wufei: *Keeps running down the hall.* Grr...shut up Winner

Wufei takes a quick turn and ducks into a closet. Thinking he has lost them, he relaxes. But then senses another presence in the closet.

Wufei: Barton?

*silence*

Wufei: Maxwell?

*silence*

Wufei: Yuy?
Aldrea: No it's Aldrea
Wufei: *Stiffens up* An ONNA!
Aldrea: Would you relax! I'm hiding from Suicide boy!
Wufei: You mean Yuy?
Aldrea: Who else?
Aldrea: *Sighs* He’s got me a bit freaked out. He keeps threatening to kill me and then he starts dancing with me and then threatening to kill me some more. It's freaky.
Wufei: That’s Heero for you. *Wufei gets up to leave.* I think the cost is clear.
Aldrea: Hey where are you going?
Wufei: If I told you that I'd have to kill you, onna!"
Aldrea: Hmph...what is it with you people and killing?

But Wufei could not hear her question because he was already out of the closet and running down the hall.

Wufei: *grabbing the van keys Wufei heads out to the garage*

Wufei quickly jumps into the van, closes the doors and locks them.

Wufei: Ahh...peace at last.
Duo: Huh? Oh God I hope they didn't find me...

Duo crouches down more.

Wufei looks around. Seeing no one in site he reaches into his pocket and withdraws a CD.

Wufei: *Looks at the CD fondly.* It's been a while! *And with a smile he pops it into the CD player*

Song: Stop right now thank you very much... I need somebody with the human touch!

Duo: What the? Spice girls????

Radio: STOP RIGHT NOW!!! THANK....

Wufei: *singing along*....THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I NEED
SOMEBODY WITH THE HUMAN TOOOOUUUCHHH!!! HEY YOU! ALWAYS......

Duo: Wufei!!!!? *Duo bolts up to find Wufei singing along to the Spice Girls* Man if only I had my video camera. This would make MILLIONS!!

All color drains from Wufei’s face. He jumps over car seats and grabs the collar of Duo's shirt

Wufei: Maxwell!! You can't tell anyone.
Duo: Oh yeah! And who's gonna stop me?
Wufei: I'll just tell the girls where you are hiding and...
Duo: *leans forward with a businessman type look on his face* No...No, I don't think you will...Mr. Justice Spice.

Wufei carefully lets go of Duo's collar.

Wufei: *laughs nervously* Uh..hehe! You know I was just kidding about that telling stuff, right Maxwell? You don't really want to tell anyone about this.
Duo: *thinks for a second* Yes...yes I think I really do.
Wufei: You can't!
Duo: I can.
Wufei: *thinks fast* Well, if you go tell, then everyone will know where you are!
Duo: It will be worth it.
Wufei: Very well then... *steps out of the van and heads to the house* Oh girls..... *in a sing song type voice.*
Duo: Wufei! What are you doing?
Wufei: Well you did say you didn't mind. *enters the house*
Duo: *following along behind* Well fine then. If I'm going down, then I'm bringing you with me.

They walked into the house and stopped when they saw the girls all packed up and saying their good-byes.

Duo: Hey what’s goin' on? Where are all the Chics going!?

Cat looks over at Duo and Wufei, who move to join the rest of the group.

Cat: Our manager just called and we're afraid we have to cut our vacation a bit short. You know…show business and all that.
Wufei: Ahhh. That's too bad.

Shalon elbows Wufei in the ribs.

Wufei: What??!! I'm being sincere.
Shalon: Uh huh. Behave.
Wufei: *grumble* Women.... I was...

Aldrea: But I'm sure that we will be back!
Katy: Yeah, Quatre left us an open invitation!!
Vicky: That was nice of you Quatre! Can they come and play tomorrow!?
Quatre: *grins* Why thank you. I just figured that since you all got along so well, it would be no problem to have them back sometime.
Vicky: Can they come and play tomorrow!?
Wufei: *under his breath to Shalon* Play? How old IS she?
Shalon: Sometimes is best not to ask.

Duo: *runs over and shakes all of their hands* It’s been a real pleasure meeting you! It's been fun! And hey...do you want to know something really cool about Wufei?
Lady Angel: I'd like to know!
Wufei: *turns all red* Don't you DARE Maxwell!
Duo: *in a whispering voice* He sleeps in the nude...

Everyone looks at Wufei oddly.

Wufei: *hotly, and somewhat relived he didn't mention the spice girls* Oh, like any of you don't sleep "au natural!”
Quatre: Ummm okay.
Trowa: I won't even ask how you came across this bit of information Duo

Duo just shrugs.

Katy: Anyway, we should be going. Time is money after all, and we've got lots of it to make. Take care everyone!
Quatre: You too!
Vicky: Come back again soon!!!
Shalon: It's been nice meeting all of you.
Kelia: *blushes* Thanks for the info Duo!
Chiri: Be sure to watch the show!
All: WE WILL!!
Caelia: Thanks again for everything Quatre.
Quatre: No problem.
Animes Angels: BYE!!

Shalon: *closes the door behind them* Phew…what a couple of days. Now everything can get back to normal.
Trowa: Define normal?
Shalon: *ignores Trowa* It was fun having them here though, wasn’t it?
Vicky: I miss them. They were cool... and lookie I got an autograph!!
Heero: Some were uncommonly pretty…

Everyone looks at Heero, not sure what to say.

Shalon: Rriiiiggghhhtttt...
Trowa: Well how about some TV to relax?
Duo: Yay!! Anime angels will be on anytime now. *hops over the back side of the sofa*
Quatre: I'll go get us some munchies.

They all crowd around the sofa to watch TV.

Shalon: It's hard to believe they just walked out of our house.
Vicky: Yeah. *holds up autograph like a trophy* I got an autograph!

Shalon just rolls her eyes.

Duo: Yeah...I’m really going to miss them. They sure "Spiced" up our lives didn't they?
Wufei: *throws a warning look at Duo* MAXWELL!!
Vicky: *not chatching Duo's Spice Girls reference* YA Wufei is going to miss Lady Angel lots arnt you Wu-Wu? ... or was it Otaku Angel?"
Duo: BWAHA!! Wufei and Otaku Angel sitting in a tree. KISSING!!! First comes love then comes....
Trowa: Would you too just shut up and watch the show!!

Episode 10: Game Show, Guns, and Celebrities