It's not that easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the "It's Not That Easy Page". The basic function of this page is to tell you that you have not found the hidden page, but that you are a stupid f#$king d#$khead for thinking that I would make it so simple. "Hey Ma, look at this funny colourful writin' here, it must go to the hidden page" [employ classic, southern USA hick accent while saying this] Well, sorry you brainless mind-numbed hick, you have to try much harder than that. Go back! and enter the church, then look for the hidden pages. You don't think that I would leave the key carelessly on the doorstep do you? A dreadful analogy, I know, but an acceptable one. Go now!

I must also inform you that I lied when I said there are three pages. This would be the fourth (not that it was hidden much).

This page will be updated when:

a.) Hell freezes over

b.) Hey Hey It's Saturday finally gets off TV (well this has happened now . . . but don't think that the other two will be occurring so soon!)

c.) Judie Garland comes back from the dead and d.) Walt Disney's head takes over the world with plans to abolish all smiling and generally happy behaviour.

ie. Sometime next year