Spaghetti

An attorney  was having an affair with his secretary.


Shortly afterwards, she told  him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the secretary a  sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how  will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.


He replied,  "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of  the child's expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the  money and flew to Italy . Six months went by and then one day, the attorney's  wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very  strange postcard in the mail today from Europe , and I don't understand what  it means.


"The attorney said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you". Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him  to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what  trauma had caused her husband to have a cardiac arrest, so the wife picked up  the card and read:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -  Two with meatballs, two without."