Beware of Lady Golfers
A
foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally
the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She
hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it
another 10 feet. She
looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess
all those f---ing lessons I took this Winter didn't help."
One of the
men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your problem.
You should have taken golf lessons instead."
To
this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box as a warning to other
potential wise asses.......