FRANK AND THE BEAR

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it......

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to

see a big black bear.

The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin

and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or

.....We have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter

alternative... So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though

he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black

bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his

shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The

grizzly said: "That was a

Big mistake, Frank..... That was my cousin and you've got two choices.

Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought

it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to

death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it

took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and

managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet

revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar

bear looked at him and said:

"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"