Better Than A Flu Shot

>>Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had 

never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring,

 

and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have

a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut

glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea

had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor

tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got 

the better of him, and he could  resist  no longer. 

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown 

last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the 

organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.

And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."

 

For those of you who haven't had a flu shot pay heed.........