Tequila! Tequila!

> A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks

> a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes

> a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello

> master, I will grant you one wish; anything you want."

> The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking

> tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila

> whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."

> The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home, he

> gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at

> the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells

> the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it

> is the best tequila he has ever tasted. the Mexican yells to

> his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly."

> She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another

> glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink

> it. It is tequila.

> Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is

> the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and

> partied all night.

> The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his

> wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to

> fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is

> excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

> Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells

> his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we

> will drink Tequila."

> His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the

> table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills

> it, his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one

> glass?"

> Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor,

> you drink from the bottle."