Hot Chicks and Their Pussy Brothers

I don't understand why people have such a hard time admitting it when they have hot sisters. I have a couple friends whose sisters are slamming and they refuse to acknowledge this fact. It's not like they have to be pro-active and say, "HOLY SHIT, I would bang the fuck out of that fine piece of ass." But when someone tells them their sister is hot, they should at least nod in agreement.

As a more specific example, this one guy's sister is a couple years older and not only hot, but athletic to boot. Naturally, we asked him if he ever saw her in the shower, and he rebuffed our question in disgust. I'll have to assume that this gesture meant he had in fact witnessed the wonderful scene, and popped some major wood from it. Instead of sharing the wealth by installing some sort of water-proof camera (which we even offered to buy it for him--could you have better friends that that?) the dipshit told us all we were being dicks.

By calling us dicks, he brought up some important evidence. Anyone with a dick that doesn't like their own kind would admit that she's hot. One time we were all in bathing suits and from a distance, it was tough to tell which of the girls was her and which were her friends. So whenever we asked him if one of the chicks was hot, he had to say no, just in case one was his sister. What a pussy. If your sister is tan, athletic, has a superb buttocks, and blond then just fucking admit she's hot. Saying your sister is hot doesn't mean you fucking beat your meat to it, but that's gotta be tempting when she's sleeping next door (too bad I have a brother).

While we're on the topic, it seems like this problem is even worse with MILF's. Chicks seem to always admit when their moms are hot, usually because the daughter's aren't. But guys adamantly refute it, much more so than with sisters. Why do you think we always invite ourselves over to your house? HER COOKIES FUCKING BLOW. But the fact that she might blow is certainly worth it. I tell ya, there's nothing better than some Milf and Cookies before a sleepover.

I would imagine that this particular kid's denial stems from one or more of these four actions which now embarasses him:

1. Asking to be spanked when this lucky kid was younger. If I had this kid's mom, I would have broken every fucking rule imaginable.
2. Having a shit-load of "nightmares" as an excuse to cuddle. (Amazing how a nightmare can suddenly transition into another type of dream.)
3. Staring at his mom's tats at the dinner table.
4. Sucking afore mentioned jubblies until just a couple years ago, since they're the last ones he'll be seeing for a long while. (Unless of course man-boobs count, which is way too long of a debate to go into now.)

Denial's more than just a river in Egypt.

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