Holy Shit Tuesday Was Just a Tease of My Roommate's True Fruitosity (and his straightosity is now being called into question)

So if you'll remember, I left my apartment Tuesday night to go watch the game while my roommates watched Have Sex With The Whole City and Talk About These Hilarious Situations In Hilarious Ways. Well when I returned at half time, holy shitballs was I in for a surprise. The three of them have cucumber slices on their eyes and manicures are abounding. They all told me I'd love the show so I said I'd watch for three minutes to see if I would laugh (all the while hoping to catch some tatty-tat).

So a minute in the old chick that I'm told bones everyone was going at it with like a 90-year dude. Kinda gross, but I could envision the titty shot approaching faster than blasting some next morning man-juice after a blue-balls night. So I waited patiently. I should have suspected something was up because its on TBS. But what I saw next no one could prepare for. Instead of Tatty, they showed the fucking 90-year old dude walking away to the bathroom and the center of the shot was his UNBELIEVABLY wrinkly, saggy ass. It looked like a fucking nutsack.

So I obviously recoiled in terror, whereas the two chicks chuckled. Well now that's one thing, but possilby even worse is that my "guy" roommate didn't even express any disgust. Incredible.

So tonight we get back from work and we're all saying what we want to do tonight. The fruity and potentially not straight guy suggests to one of the girls that they watch Love Actually. Now I've never even heard of it, let alone see it, but apparently she was singing one of the song from it which he recognized and this is what prompted the suggestion. It seems I underestimated my target.

I still can't decide which is worse, the fact that he likes old-man prune ass, or the fact that hearing that song swept him into such a fury that he just had to see the movie. After letting my roommates coax me into watching Sex and Its Shitty, there was no way I was fucking giving into seeing Love Actually-A Real Man's Man Movie. Now I'm not one to judge a book by its cover, but I am one to judge a movie by its title--and there was no fucking way in gee-golly-heck I was watching that shit.

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