Ebb's   2000  review
Okay  kids, here's  everyone's  fave  Scotsman  bitchslappin'  out  his  review  of  the  year  in  movies ......
My 10 Fave Movies

1. American Beauty

2.
Magnolia

3.
Wonderboys

4.
Ring

5.
Memento

6.
The Way of the Gun

7.
American Psycho

8.
The Virgin Suicides

9.
Gladiator

10.
Pitch Black
The Worst 10 Movies

1. Battlefield Earth

2.
Mission to Mars

3.
Bats

4.
Maybe Baby

5.
Loser

6.
The Skulls

7.
Hollow Man

8.
Big Momma's House

9.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
10.
Sorted
My Top 3 Foreign Films

1.
Ring

2.
Show Me Love

3.
Bleeder


Most  Over-Rated Movies


1.
A Clockwork Orange

2.
Chicken Run

3.
Being  John  Malkovich
The Coolest Actors this Year

1. Kevin Spacey - American Beauty, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Hurly Burly

2.
Benicio Del Toro - Snatch, The Way of the Gun

3.
George Clooney - O Brother Where Art Thou ?, The Perfect Storm, Three Kings


The Coolest Actresses this Year

1. Kirsten Dunst - The Virgin Suicides, Bring it On, Dick (video premiere)

2.
Christina Ricci - Sleepy Hollow, The Man Who Cried

3.
Cameron Diaz - Being John Malkovich, Any Given Sunday, Charlie's Angels


Most Mercilessly Bland Actor or Actress of the Year

As pretty as she is, Charlize Theron has all the charisma of your average football player, turning in continually bland, painfully personality-free performances in: The Cider House Rules, Deception and The Yards.