Subject: Re: Cowboy movies done hit town
From: Phringus Malarkey
Date: Sat, 24 May 2003 23:49:04 GMT

On 24 May 2003 17:59:13 GMT, guvbob@aol.comeownback (Snuffy) wrote:

>Yep, as yew mite a figgered out buy now, the super site done bin up date agin
>and, as usual, never fails to pleese.
>
>I remain respectful and a little bit hongry,
> X
>Guv Bob
>http://www.oocities.org/guvbob2002
>
>Represented in all slander, paternity and bad check writing cases by
>Holstein, Iceberg and Goldbrick -- "Illegitimus non carborundum"

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