From: NewBobCity (newbobcity@aol.com)
Subject: Re: Hillbilly Computer Virus
Newsgroups: alt.appalachian
Date: 2000-11-29 10:09:22 PST

Cyberbilly writes:

>By reading this posting, y'all have just received the Hillbilly Computer
>Virus.

Dad burn it, Cyberbilly!!!

First off, you should be aware that me and Hubert and AraCee have banded together in a kindly of a Lone Ranger, Tonto #1 and Tonto #2 fashion. We're here to try to clean up this hyere worthless newsgroup, and this is jest the such of the style of hillbilly bashing as which we be looking fer!! (Ain't that raht, Tontos!?)

Tontos say "Hawh?!"

Secondly, I done got yore virus on my floppy drive and Roy '98 cain't handle it. I've got a half a mind [Tontos chuckle] ... shet up.... to turn it over to Ed Norton and let him study up on it. And, I hate to do it, CB, but I'm going to write you out a ticket. That'll be six dollars or six days. Which would you rather have?

Aw raht, our work is done hyere, boys!! I think we've roughed this hombre up enough. He'll thank twicest before unleashing another deadly virus again, don't you reckon?

Anyway, T1... grab a six pack of deer urine, and T2... run out to the lunch truck and git me a Pac-o-Nabs.

[Time passes]

Now, FOLLOW ME BOYS!! T2?... you go first. T1?... you walk behind me and keep that six pack til we... What IS that...

GOOD GODAMIGHTY!! T2!? Didn't I tell you to keep them thangs sealed up!! We better run like Moody's goose, boys!! In 2 minutes we're going to be up to our eyeballs in deers!! There's one now!!!

Quick, T1!!! Hand me that Pac-o-Nabs!!

Respectful and a little bit hongry,

Guv Bob
http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/Guv2000

"Again, sheer historical ignorance compounded by wishful thinking."
-- Set... er, Joe (wink wink) Williamsonn