From: Guv Bob in cog neato (nostrabobus@aol.comSixBucks)
Subject: Evolution & Religion - the saga continues
Newsgroups: alt.appalachian
Date: 2001-03-20 20:00:04 PST

Who's up fer a mind-bending quiz!!? Here's Part 1....

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Part 1 - Evolution and Religion
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Read the following comment and then answer the questions below...

>Anyway, I was channel surfin' and low and behold there's Richard
>Dawkins on the TeeVee hostin Family Feud. I thank he's funny.
>...and I was never too impressed wiff Richard Dawkins intelligence,
>but he does remind me of you, cause yer both purty funny fellers.


1. Which one of these hyere used to be on the Fambly Feud....

a. Richard Dawson
b. Richard Dawkins
c. Robert Dawkins
d. Louie Anderson


2. Who played Newkirk on Hogan's Heroes?

a. Richard Dawson
b. Richard Dawkins
c. Robert Dawkins
d. Louie Anderson


3. Which one of these shows featured Richard Dawson, Richard Dawkins, Robert
Dawkins and Louie Anderson at one time or another?

a. Family Feud
b. Hogan's Heroes
c. The Richard Darkins Show
d. The New Richard Darkins Show


4. Who originally said this hyere...

>"I'm just an obnoxious, ^bloviating^ judge of other peoples character."

a. Mrs. Drysdale
b. Pepino
c. Richard Dawkins
d. Arnold Ziffel


Read the following and then answer the question below...

> I accept your apology! And, likewise, I apologize for butting into the deer
> hunting discussion. It was rude for me to interject my comments about the
> pouring of deer urine (2 gallons or more) over your head.

5. From reading the above paragraph, one can deduce that...

a. Doctors recommend deer urine in treating problem dandruff.
b. Two gallons taken twice a day is recommended.
c. Apologizing is an essential part of the deer urine dandruff treatment.
d. The author enjoys tales of the great outdoors.

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Extry Credit
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6. Who wrote Origin of Species...

a. Clarence Darrow
b. Clarence Williams, III
c. Richard Darkins
d. Louie Anderson

7. Who got the sprinklers turned on 'em agin last Saturdee mawnin...

a. Louie Anderson
b. Clarence Williams, III
c. Richard Darkins
d. Two Jehovah's Witlesses

************* Answers to be given next time ***************

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