Guys In Loincloths

FAQ's

Q:Are you really guys?
A: Do you go around asking the Bare Naked Ladies if they're really ladies? No. We're not really guys.

Q:Do you really wear loincloths?
A: Only on the weekends.

Q: Are you insane?
A: Not clinically...

Q: Did you make those shirts you wear?
A: Yes! -- We rule, shut up!

Q: Are you really going to Moscow?
A: Ahh, wouldn't we all like to go to Moscow...

Q: Isn't Constantinople actually Istanbul?
A: What?! Who told you that?

Q: Where can I get one of those cool shirts?
A: Well, we made them ourselves, so maybe if you ask us real nicely we'll make one for you.

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: African or European?

Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough.

Q: Don't I know you from someplace?
A: No, absolutely not! Well, unless you do, in which case our answer is yes.

Q: Are loincloths comfortable?
A: Only one way to find out...

Q: Where can I get tickets to see your tour?
A: Well, you see... have you even looked at the tour schedule?

Q: Are you related?
A: We're related to some people, but not each other.

Q: Are you sure there's no screwing in carpentry?
A: We plead the fifth, and Echidna would like to know who asked this question.

Q: Who writes your songs?
A: We do... you think we could afford a lyricist?!

Q: Why don't you have any Mp3 files of your songs?
A: We don't believe in Mp3 files. Actually, we hope to put some here eventually, but for the moment we don't have any. Sorry.

Q: Where can we get more information on your band?
A: As far as we know, this is the only site, but you can always email us and one (or more) of us will answer your questions.

Q: What is Adwark?
A: Do you really want to know? .... YES! .... No.