Kittens
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Al Gore is out jogging one morning, and he
notices a little boy on the corner with a box.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says,
"What's in the box, kid?"
The little boy says,
"Kittens...they're brand new kittens."
Al Gore laughs and says,
"What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," the child says.
"Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says, and he runs off.
A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with
his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy
with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill,
"You gotta check this out,"
and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Al says,
"Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at
those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill
what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies,
"They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other
day and you said they were Democrats.
What's up?"
"Well," the kid says,
"Their eyes are open now."
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