(If you've never heard the original, this will mean nothing to you...)

3 Lions, Beckham Version

Everyone's seen it all before,
He's shagging posh 'till 4,
In the hall, On the floor,
And now he's going to,
Get a blow job, Leave some sperm in her gob,
And then pull out his nob, And posh spice loves it ...

Three lions on his shirt,
Doesn't deserve to wear it,
Should have left him home,
And Glenn Hoddle knew it, .....

He's going home, He's going home, He's going, Beckham's going home
He's going home, He's going home, He's going, Beckham's going home .........

Shouldn't have tried to trip him up,
cos now we're out of the cup,
David Beckham,
You're an arse.
Bee - cause you have, Let down your side, And your national pride,
You should lay low and hide,
Cos we all hate you, ....

Three lions on his shirt,
Doesn't deserve to wear it,
Should have left him home,
And Glenn Hoddle knew it, ........

Glenn Hoddle knew right from the start,
That Posh spice is a tart,
And her bloke's, A lairy twat,

But no one listened,
"You must bring him on",
said Alex Ferguson,
Now our chances are gone,
And it's all over ........

He's going home, He's going home, He's going, Beckham's going home
He's going home, He's going home, He's going, Beck-ham's going home "
-repeat to fade-

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