So, desperate times calling for desperate measures, she decided she'd go to the doctor. While flicking through the yellow pages, she discovered a Chinese doctor, Dr. Chang, whose specialty was sexual therapy and immediately called to arrange an appointment.
When she arrived at Dr. Changs office, she told the doc how no man seemed attracted to her, and she hadn't had sex in years.
"I see!" said Dr. Chang. "Take off awr your crows and cwawl weal fass away fwom me on da fwoor!"
The woman crawled to the other side of the room on all fours. "fankoo! Now, cwawl back real fass to me", and the woman crawled back to the doctor.
Dr. Chang shook his head and said "I fink I know what probrem you has. Its a weally weally bad case of Zachary disease...worse case I ever see!"
The woman was completely devastated "Oh doctor!! Is it fatal?? Is there a cure??? Will I survive it????"
"Oh yes," said the doctor "It just mean that your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"