To the larger portion of the GOP, dignity comes in many forms, including.. AWOL, drinking, cocaine use and mocking people before executing them courtesy of the fine folks of The Possum County Daily Flapdoodle

A Cluck from Texas Scared of debates and serving his country....Dubya is the "yellow candidate". Batter fried or crispy, George is a true Texas chicken. courtesy of Riggs

The Lost Child of Privilege George knows he is a lightweight particularly when it comes to addressing issues with reason and clarity of thought. The prospect of debates with Gore in front of a large audience launch Dubya into nightmarish quakes of fear. Dubya and his strategists would much rather do the talk show circuit (much better for cowardly Bush children). courtesy of Dae

A Whore for Four?? Toot for the nose and some bucks for his pocket are what seems to motivate the yellow Texan. It has never been hard work that keeps Dubya interested. The country needs more than a disingenous, hollow brained strumpet in the Whitehouse. courtesy of Crazy Carp of AK

courtesy of BushOnCrack.com