Oilmen at Play

Dick "the Oil Slick" Cheney has over 1.6 million in stock and options of a leading oil service company. This would comprise a huge conflict of interest if he were to be vice president. George "Dumb Ass" Bush is thoroughly beholden to oil special interests as they have ponied up huge piles of money for his presidential bid. This comprises a huge conflict of interest. This November, they should not be given the opportunity to sell out the people's interests for their own.

courtesy of Colonel Bushwhacker





Puppet of a Sore Loser...

Little Georgie was quite content occupying the largely ceremonial civil sevice job he held in Texas. There wasn't much responsibility, lots of good barbeques to attend and half days at work spent helping cronies and playing video games. But Poppy has an axe to grind and little Dubya is being dangled in front of the world to help him scrape it.

courtesy of Fossil Jim







Like some pathogenic bacteria making the leap from a secluded swamp to humanized environs, GW Bush has leaked from Texas.

courtesy of Fossil Jim





Evasion and Time...

Georgie needs to take time out of his busy schedule of babbling incoherently to specifically address those things he "may or may not have done". Georgie's reluctance makes him exploitable and therefore a security risk. It is time Georgie came clean.

courtesy of Wild Tong of
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Speaking in Fat Cash Tones

The NRA has not publicly endorsed Dubya. They know their objectives are contrary to those of the majority of voters. But they are still expressing their enthusiastic approval...in the form of millions of dollars. While Dubya wants to appear moderate, consider Texas where the gun is worn even in offices, hospitals and churches. While withholding their public approval, the NRA knows that in George Dumbya Bush, their campaign dollars buy a direct line into the White House.

courtesy of Fossil Jim