the Beast From the Burning Regions...

George Lucifer Bush has taken private land, participated in insider trading leaving investors holding the bag, ignored starving children to pay for a tax cut, sold out the environment in Texas for campaign bucks and he executes people with the abandon seen in Saudi Arabia's "chop chop square". George Lucifer Bush is known to even have mocked some after their being put to death. George Lucifer Bush is a taker who insists he is about dignity.

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The Edumacation Candidate..

George W. Bush wants everyone to think he is qualified to be the education candidate. Despite his schooling, George is often challenged by efforts to recognize and use simple words. In sending George to "ivy league" schools, Poppy Bush wasted his money. George simply isn't qualified to seek revenge for Poppy's defeat.

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George "Butter Finger" Bush

Dubya's mental development has not progressed much beyond reading "Power Rangers" and viewing wrestling on TV. To him, big red buttons provide hours of amusing fun. For the rest of the world, weapons are not toys and toddlers should not have access to them.

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Too Stupid to Realize...

It is no secret that Dubya is as mentally dull, much like a barn door. But George thinks he is smarter than most people, he even said so in no uncertain terms while appearing on the Oprah show. This country needs a leader in possession of at least a modicum reasoning skills. Dubya is too stupid to realize he does not fit this category.

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George was never really eager to run for the Whitehouse. He has a very lazy mind, more suited to tasks such as reading comic books or watching wrestling on cable. His brain is easily worn by even the slightest of mental challenges. While he may say otherwise, the mere thought of presidential debates sends Dubya into episodes of sweating and hyperventilation.

courtesy of Dae