The Deficient Ticket

George the Texas Tot is without a brain. Dick "the Oil Slick" Cheney needs a soul. No Toto this is not Kansas and these two deficient yokels are being considered for the Whitehouse.

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The Gaseous One

Each time George opens his mouth, a diffuse methane like substance is emitted.

courtesy of Wideline Mike





George "Double Yutz" Bush

George will say anything and attempt to paint any picture in an effort to get himself elected. Wearing a thobe or a Yamika makes no difference. To George, allegiance is a function of current viewrship.

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