"the Corporate Marionette"
GW has quite a record of "dangling for dollars". It is pretty much the
extent of his careeer in politics. In GW, corporations see the chance
to "ante up" and pull the fat strings of the presidency.

courtesy of ProlerBear





"the Scrambled Thimble Brain of Texas"


"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
--Reuters, May 5, 2000

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb--I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of--I shouldn't call him my little brother--my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
--The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000

courtesy of the Bush League Report A top notch site!




"the Yellow Debater of the GOP!"

"America is now going into a hibernation period when it comes to
politics, it it too early to debate", Chicken George W. Bush

by GWBush Art





"the Texas Truant"

GW's military record indicates he was AWOL for one year, ignoring his commitment to the Texas National Guard. Prince GW the elitist has
consistently enjoyed preferential treatment including avoiding Viet Nam
and not fullfilling his state-side obligations.

courtesy of Riggs





"Not Shotgun Nuptials"

After suffering a profound beating in New Hampshire, GW was quick to
embrace the RR, consumating the marriage with Bob Jones IV. While
a "southern event", no shotgun was necessary. GW will do anything
to get himself into office, including being a shill for the religious right.

courtesy of BethanySD