The Electric chairs 
   Light up the night airs 
   Deep in the Heart of Texas

   The Houston smog
   Is worse than a London fog
   Deep in the heart of Texas

   It's the number one state
   In high school dropout rates
   Deep in the Heart of Texas

   You will grow numb
   Listening to a Governor that's dumb
   Deep in the heart of Texas. 

   There's a great big jerk
   With a silly smirk
   Deep in the Heart of Texas.

   Behind that stupid grin
   Are thoughts of lust and sin
   Deep in the Heart of Texas. 

   Where their jerk faced Gov
   Sends innocent people up above
   Deep In Heart of Texas

   If you're caught passing weed
   You'll be dead within the week
   Deep In the Heart of Texas

   Where their Shrub's IQ...
   Is roughly -2
   Deep In Heart of Texas

   Oh it ain't no joke
   That he snorted coke
   Deep in the heart of Texas

   And he had a need
   For the local weed
   Deep in the heart of Texas

   Oh he wants you to believe
   But all he does is deceive
   Because he is the Shrub of Texas

   Oh he went on T.V.
   To push for higher oil fees
   So he could balance the budget of Texas

   And now each day 
   For higher gas we pay
   Because of this fiend from Texas

   He says "I've learned 
   from my mistakes"'
   Deep in the Heart of Texas

   But everyone else
   He gives 10 to 48
   Deep in the Heart of Texas

   Bush loves them 
   Texas BarBeeQue's
   Deep in The Heart of Texas

   Disagree with him
   And he'll roast you
   Deep in The Heart of Texas

   But we'll laugh in the end
   When we all send
   Him dragging his tail back to Texas