Republicans worldwide were surprised to hear that the recounts of the dispute Floridia ballots only gave Gore 40 new votes,
meaning that Bush would have won even without the heroic efforts of Jeb Bush, the Supreme Court, and many others.
"I was shocking to discover that all of that work organizing police roadblocks in Black neibourhoods was pointless" said a Miami Police officer "If only we had known that there would be a massive groundswell of political change among the blacks in our county, and only in our county, we would have never needed to be so heavy-handed."
Especially surprised was Pat Buchanan, who earlier had assumed that the 3,000 votes he recieved out of nowhere were due to a "butterfly ballot". However, the new recount proves that, in fact, Buchanan has indeed suddenly become highly popular among blacks and jews, although only in one county.
Clintons confess to cop killing
A secret undercover freedom America source recently infiltrated a party attended by Bill and Hitlery Clinton, in which they confessed to murdering a sherif with a firearm.
"They said it repeatedly: "I shot the sheriff"." Said the infiltrator "They said in a joyous, singsong way, as if they were bragging. THey also said it very loud - I could hear it clearly dispite the blaring Reggie music that was in the background."
According to information we cannot currently verify, they Clintons denied shooting a deputy, but since nobody asked, it is surely worth spending 50,000,000 dollars investigating why they felt the need to deny.
Clinton, who did not inhale gunja, said "If I am guilty I will pay". Indeed you will, Clinton, indeed you will. Freedom America among others has recently taken a vow to keep investigating and publishing every thing that Clinton does, every sexual act he partisipates in and report it to the world. Like true Christians we will hound you to death and Chelsea as well.
Freedom America award awarded to Best-selling author and nationally syndicated legal columnist Ann Coulter, who agrees that women should not vote.
See the transcript! http://abc.go.com/primetime/politicallyincorrect/transcripts/transcript_20010226.html
"I think they (Women) should be armed but should not vote...The problem with women voting --and your Communists will back me up on this --is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it...Ten years after women got to vote, wham, government exploded."
Bush says school children and military personelle are almost as important as millionaires.
Bush has made military families and schoolchildren top priority in his election campaign. Now, true to his word, he has decided that they are so important, they are almost as important as millionaires and billionaires.
For example, consider the 1% of the population that will get 43% of the $1.6 billion tax cut
- adding up to $700 billion over ten yeears. Compare to the $1 billion increase he so magnanimously decrees he will spend on education each year.
Conclusion: The Republican Party very strongly believes children are nearly as important as billionaires: in fact, they are only 70 times less important.
Also consider that 2.2 million men and women in uniform will get $5.7 billion in pay raises and
housing improvements, while the richest 2.2 million taxpayers will get $385,000,000,000.00 in
tax breaks. Once again, they are only 70 times less important than millionaires.
Friendly mail.
"I am starting a new Job ....on next Monday.....The old is going through finacial difficuties .....THANLKS CLINTON AND GREENSPAN. Tell Bush I want TAX CUTS ..greta big juicy ones!
Im looking forward to Ashcroft enforcing religion.Its about time.I want nuns that wrap knuckles and the whole nine yards! Religion needs a bigger role in Government....Our government was formed by christian ethics thats why it was so successful
Tell you the truth,Abortion is a non issue with me.Im actually for certain Abortions. if genetic science finds that homosexuality is a gene.Then if they cant alter it they can find it and let the parents dumpster the kid before its born.When it comes to kids or homos ,sorry the homos lose. They can be deviant by themselves, but when they start getting all huffy and wanting to push their way in,Ill fight em.
be it known that libbies are in the minority.....the vast feilds of red in the USA today map prove that......sooner or later they are going to piss us off and we will make use of the reason the founding fathers put the Second amendment in the costitution.....to allow the people to rebel against a govt. that becomes oppresive...4.2million members of the NRA marching on washington to replace a Government we lost eight years ago!!!!!! I'LL BE ONE OF THEM
HEY LIBBIES!!!!!MAYBE YOUR DADDY NEEDED TO BEAT YOU......more kids now day s need dicsipline....maybe that was yor problem....YOUR HOMO PARENTS!!!!!!Parents NEED TO TEACH THEIR CHILDREN BETTER!!!!!!!!! GIVING THEM CONDOMS IS LIKE SAYING THAT ITS OK AND DON'T MINT THE EFFECTS IT MIGHT HAVE.....OH But don't worry about it...YOU CAN HAVE AN ABORTION....and the AIDS,,,,VD!!!!!! HOMOS!!!!"
Regards, B.B.
More friendly mail.
"Hi, I REALLY agree with your website. Public schools are satanic and must be eliminated forever. Every little girl who gets her heart broken by a handsome jock is going to question her future sexual preference. You can bet in this sickening day and age theres going to be some eager lesbian teacher there to show her the way."
Love, Kerrie.
Bill, hitlery, the Clintons...Somehow, Genital Herpes just isn't enough for this duo. .357 seems more on the mark( it may take a village to whack you, you sullen bitch!) Hey billzo, fondled any chicks on a rope line lately?
Crisst, have you noticed that these two assholes, the pres and his bitch, need about four layers of protection just to walk around in public? They know that everybody hates them, and wants them to be dead! Senator? yea-sure, c'mon, bitch, I got yer senater rite heayre!...Fregards
Signed THE AVENGER
Greetings from lesbian-occupied NYC. The sad fact that New Yorkers fail to stand in defense of their
homeland, is the reason concrete jungle animals are calling the shots in the Empire State. TOO MANY SHEEPLE !
Blacks HAVE been taking jobs from whites,based purely on race alone,and interracial marriage/breeding WILL be the end of the white race/civilization. It's already happening. Blacks are certainly doing everything in their power to end civilization, as we know it, with their votes for communism and their extortion of corporations and the nation. Sorry to shock you with the truth, but there it is. Unless we can some how get such a minimal qualifier for voting enacted, we can kiss the historical importance for the US longterm - goodby. True democracy does not work, is not how the US was constituted, and the past 40 years have been an experiment proving to historians just what happens when it is implemented. When the "revolution" comes, communist traitors and collaborators with the alien enemy hordes will be dealt with. Think Tim McVeigh for some inspiration. Tim McVeigh whose bomb was directed solely at the structure of the inanimate federal building, not the children and men and women who were in it at the time the bomb went off. I say we blow up some structures that happen to have liberals nearby.
L8tr, True Patriot.
Proof that Clinton is corrupt!
From a Feb. 16 Media Research Center CyberAlert:
Did Clinton avoid the word "is" on purpose? All the networks on Thursday night quoted Bill Clinton’s statement denying he did anything improper in granting the Marc Rich pardon, but only FNC picked up on Clinton’s grammatical error in which he incorrectly used the word "are" instead of "is."
During the roundtable segment on Special Report with Brit Hume viewers saw this text on screen of Clinton’s statement: "Any suggestion that improper factors including fundraising for the DNC or my library had anything to do with the decision are absolutely false."
Hume observed: "So the suggestion ‘are’ false. Mort, any thoughts as to how because that statement is not grammatical and we’re using the word ‘is’ there, is that a way out of this statement if it turns out to be true?"
Mort Kondracke postulated: "Maybe the word ‘is’ is not in Clinton’s vocabulary anymore." Kondracke urged a careful "parsing" of the words and jokingly suggested: "Maybe the ‘fact,’ if it were a fact that he gave the pardons out in return for money or for the library or something like that, the fact would be true but the ‘suggestion’ is false."