DECEMBER 12

Lots of deviant unChristian doings today, from worship of false gods to vandalism of innocent nuclear missles:

Mexico: "FIESTA OF THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE, greatest of the great Mexican fiestas. Not only is the Virgin patroness of the Mexican Revolution, but has absorbed the cult of the Aztec goddess of earth & of corn." Good Christians don't even want to know what that means.

Arizona: Hopi Indians begin eight-day-long FAREWELL TO AUTUMN. Indian Summer? Again, who cares?

Polynesia: FEAST OF REKAREKA, "God" of Pleasure. Worship of idols and gluttony.

At least America has some sense with NATIONAL DING-A-LING DAY. As long as it doesn't involve false gods it's fine by me.

1098 -- First Crusaders capture & plunder Mara, Syria. Lots of Muslims slaughtered, the way Jesus likes it.

1531 -- "Appearance of the Virgin of Guadalupe in Mexico." (Read: lots of wetbacks on drugs.)

1776 -- Continental Congress, fearing a British attack on Philadelphia is imminent, votes dictatorial powers to George Washington & flees to Baltimore.

1812 -- Death of Sacajaweya, native guide for Lewis & Clark Expedition. Probably goes to hell.

1830 -- State of Georgia makes it unlawful for Cherokee to meet in council, unless it is for the purpose of giving land to whites.

1907 -- Zulu King Dinizulu surrenders to British. A suicidal fanatic turns into a spineless coward.

1909 -- Anarchist-feminist (just one is enough to send you to hell) Emma Goldman speaks on "Will the Vote Free Woman". They don't even have the vote yet and they already want more. The expression is wrong, it's not "give MAN an inch".

1916 -- Dr. Ben Reitman arrested in Cleveland for organizing volunteers to distribute birth control (babykilling of the unconcieved) information.

1927 -- Oklahoma Governor Henry Johnston calls out state troops to prevent legislators from conducting an impeachment hearing against him. Good thing CLinton was too much of a coward to do this.

1934 -- Emma Goldman's brother dies and goes straight to HELL.

1937 -- NBC bans feminazi and Christ-mocker Mae West from its airwaves for 15 years after she mocks God's word re: Adam and Eve.

1941 -- German occupying army do a house search in Paris looking for Jews. If they hadn't killed christ all of this horror wouldn't have happened.

1946 -- Cold Storage? Ice plant collapses, shearing a tenement building & burying 38. Somebody should have worked harder and moved to the suburbs.

1950 -- Washington's Sulgrave Club: Joseph Mcarthy beats up liberalmedia columnist Drew Pearson, witnessed by Richard Nixon. Said McCarthy: "I slapped him hard." Said Pearson: "The Senator kicked me twice in the groin."

1958 -- Cincinnati, Ohio: Rev. Maurice McCrackin sentenced to six months in jail for refusing to provide subpoenaed financial documents relating to his war tax resistance. A so-called christian, willing to spoil the poor with charity, yet too greedy to pay for the military. He's burning in HELL.

1962 -- Mayor George Chacharis of Gary, Indiana pleads guilty to income tax invasion. Not war tax, so the omnipotent state should have minded its own business.

1967 -- Barred?: A London Appeals Court commutes liberalmedia satan-rocker Brian Jones' nine-month prison stay for possession of cannabis.

1979 -- NATO decides to deploy cruise & Pershing missiles across Europe. Annual protests follow by whining gun-grabbers.

1980 -- Whip It Good?: Satan-rocker Devo's "Whip it" turns gold. Conservatives point out that the song is an ode to masturbation, the video nothing but a glorified S&M flick.

1982 -- 30,000 women encircle U.S. cruise missile base, Greenham Common, Britain. 30,000 floors left unswept, 30,000 kiddies left unspanked.

1983 -- US: Tacoma, Washington declares refusal to do business with nuclear weapons manufacturers. Thank the lord today we have the WTO to strike down such trade barriers.

1983 -- 70 people arrested in Boston outside a hotel where a "New Trends in Missiles" trade conference is being held. Inside the hotel, over 1,000 cockroaches are let loose to symbolize the likely survivors of nuclear war. They're just jealous because they can't afford nuclear missiles with their welfare checks.

1985 -- Satan rockers Rolling Stones' pianist Ian Stewart dies and goes straight to HELL.

1986 -- "Plowshares" activists (their name is plagerized from the bible - they have no respect for God's intellectual property rights) disarm Pershing missile launcher, West Germany.

1988 -- Navy practice missile hits topside of an Indian freighter, kills a crewman, who goes straight to HELL. Fired at a target ship, its guidance system locked onto the merchant vessel Jagvivek instead. Lots of liberals whine like feminine little babies.

1998 -- Exxon and Mobil have merged into one corporation. Had this happened a decade or so earlier, jealous liberals would have cried "stalinism" and lynched the innocent corporation with antitrust laws. But in these politically correct liberal-dominated times...I guess they were all at homosexual orgies and didn't notice. Or something.

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