DECEMBER 17
Ancient Roman SATURNALIA (December 17-23). "Unrestrained & intemperate jollity". Relaxation of social rules, no business transacted, courts closed, wars suspended, feuds forgotten, slaves take the place of masters. And people still wonder why the roman empire fell.
1660 -- Andrew Marvell (sounds like a porno name) petitions House of Commons to release liberalmedia homo John Milton from prison.
1807 -- Somebody call an abortion doctor! John Greenleaf Whittier Author/Abolitionist (read: liberalmedia, property-stealer) born.
1830 -- Latin American liberationist Sim-n Bolivar dies, Santa Marta, Colombia. Goes straight to HELL.
1843 -- Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is published. A collectivist rant, it attacks employers and uses unChristian occultist images such as ghosts.
1875 -- Canada: Violent bread riots in Montreal. Froggie-frenchies can't behave themselves. If Canada had become part of America it wouldn't have happened.
1903 -- Homo Wright brothers perform the first powered flight at Kitty Hawk. Would the mile-high airlines be far behind?
1904 -- We need an abortion doctor right now! Paul Cadmus, born. Gay painter of sailors. Watch your back now that homos are in the navy.
1927 -- US submarine S-4 collides with Coast Guard destroyer Paulding off Provincetown, Massachusetts. All 40 men aboard the sub die. If only Paul Cadmus was aboard...(see above)
1936 -- USSR: In Moscow, Pravda announces that in Spain, the "cleaning" out of Trotskyites & the anarcho-syndicalists has already started "this work will be carried out with the same energy with which it was done in the USSR." Praise Jesus! Let the liberal media still claims the USSR was liberal.
1944 -- Japanese-Americans released from detention camps by pro-crime liberals. US Army announces end of excluding Japanese-Americans from West Coast. Maybe there already are homos in the military.
1960 -- US Air Force C-131 Convair smacks into Munich, West Germany church steeple, fell on a streetcar, kills all 20 on the plane, 18 Germans in the trolley, & 11 more on the street. God's wraith for something.
1963 -- Last Gasp!?: US Congress passes first Clean Air Act. Conservativst resist tooth and nail.
1965 -- Largest newspaper ever -- Sunday New York Times at 946 pages ($0.50) -- is almost as big as Freedom America!
1966 -- Against U.S. wishes, U.N. General Assembly approves an international treaty banning nuclear weapons in space. Gun grabbers of the NWO unite.
1969 -- Miss Vicki, 17, married Tiny Tim, 47, on the TV's Tonight Show. Think they were weird? What about the estimated 50 million bozos who tuned in.
1969 -- USAF closes Project Blue Book, concluding no evidence of extraterrestrial spaceships behind thousands of UFO sightings.
1977 -- Satn rockers Elvis Costello & the Attractions appear on NBC-TV "Saturday Night Live" in place of the satan-rocker Sex Pistols, who can't get a visa to enter the country.
Producer Lorne Michaels refuses to allow Costello to perform "Radio, Radio" (because of the song's criticism of the broadcasting industry), but a few measures into "Less than Zero," Costello halts his group & goes into "Radio, Radio." For his anti-capitalist rebellion he will never be invited back.
1980: Following a denial of a report that Nancy Reagan had asked the Carters to move out of the White House ahead of time, Bernice Brown reveals that in 1966, Nancy Reagan asked her and her husband Pat to move out of the California governor's mansion several days early.
1981 -- The liberal Wall Street Journal finally prints Chief Justice Warren Burger's endorsement of turning the nation's prisons into "factories with fences".
We don't think that's enough. Let's also use their ashes to fertilize cabbage gardens and save their hair to make army uniforms. Now that's efficient enterpreneurship!
Meanwhile Reagan is asked if he agrees with his Justice Department's efforts to overturn a Supreme Court ruling allowing unions and management to voluntarily agree to affirmative action. He says he "can't bring that to mind as to what it pertains to and what it calls for." After the case is explained to him, Reagan says he supports the original court decision. His aides quickly correct this statement; he opposes it.
1982 -- Federal District Court Judge decides not to grant preliminary injunction against completion of the Gasquet-Orleans Road thru Siskiyou Indian religious area. Indians aren't religious - none if them believe in Jesus or even own guns.
1986 -- South Africa: Nine members of End Conscription Campaign placed on trial. With a name like that, they're obviously guilty of something, so why bother wasting taxpayers dollars on a trial?
Nancy Reagan denies that the President told her to "Get off my goddamn back!" when she nagged him to fire Donald T. Regan. She claims that "goddamn" is "the one word that Ronnie never ever uses, ever," though outtakes from his movie career show him using the word constantly.
1987 -- Marguerite Yourcenar dies, Northeast Harbor, Maine. First woman elected to the French Academy. Being a recipient of affermative action sends her straight to HELL.
1991 -- Spain: First Palestinian-Israeli peace talks begin in Madrid. Hate to side with Christ-killers here, but the only peace will come when Palestinies rest in pieces, if you know what I mean.
1997 -- Five Poles, including members from the Polish Anarchist Federation (FA) kidnapped in Chechnya, while delivering medicine, food & other supplies from a Polish-Chechen friendship society. Their van was found 40 kilometers west of Grozny with its two front tires shot out. Anarchists who want to spoil people with handouts? They're more than likely burning in HELL right now.
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