Virginia was an innocent girl, every all-American girl should be - submissive, obedient, ready to be a good wife.
But one day, things started to change. She listened to strange music, groups with names like N Sin, Boyzone, Backdoor Boys, Blink 182, and 4ive. The singers are homosexuals (homosexuals are proven to cause teenaged pregnancy) but her father decided to be "liberal" and allow his daughter to listen to what she wanted. Her mother knew better, but as a good wife submitted to the will of her husband.
Then things went down hill - hardcore groups like S club 7 and the Slice Girls taught "girl power", and slowly but surely one of Gods finest creations was turning into a raving, ranting, collectivist feminazi.
When she began listening to ABBA (a group from Sweden, a socialist country), the satanism really took over. She ranted that President Bush was a "moron", that bankers were "parasites" and that the bible was "misinterpreted".
All of the signs were there, but still her father decided to be "liberal" and wait for her to "grow out of it".
Instead of growing out of it, she ran into trouble with the law. "When we heard she was arrested, we assumed it was just some innocent Bush-type youthful indiscretion like drunk driving" said her grieving mother. In fact, she had been arrested for parading without a permit - carrying a sign that read "f--- the WTO". And it was just the beginning...
If this was an isolated incident, Freedom America would not report it. However, it is becoming clear that so called "pop-ular" music is in fact a subliminable brainwashing machine that turns kids into reefer-smoking devil-worshipping rioting anarchists.
First of all, we need to define exactly what makes pop music the way it is. Here are some caracteristics:
1. Strong beat
2. Repetetive nature (lulling its listeners into a state of impresionability)
3. Unusual instruments (which are in fact encoded subliminal messages)
4. Whining vocals, sounding like a welfare queen begging for government handouts
5. Sudden urges to dance, rebel against authority, worship satan, and smash bank windows
This type of music has existed for a long time in many forms:
Gospel
Blues
Jazz
Swing
Rock & Roll
R&B
Reggae
Rap
and now, Pop.
The first, Gospel, was the worship of false african gods, renamed as "Jesus" in hopes of fooling God. This music caused instability such as Nat Turners uprising and the Civil War.
Blues and Jazz caused the great depression. This is proven: when a conservative government came into power in Germany during the 30s, Jazz music was banned, and the economy recovered. This was because Jazz music made people too lazy to work, causing unemployment.
When Rock & Roll first arrived, with Elvis and his drug-fueled dancing, conservatives warned that it would turn America into a cesspool of immorality and communism. Just take a look around you and you will see that we were right. The Beatles said they were "bigger than Jesus", and their listeners went berzerk, turning against the neo-Crusade, making it impossible for us to pacify and settle out new frontier in Vietnam. When 4 rock and rollers were neutralized at Kent State (sending them straight to hell) others kept "rocking around the clock".
Everywhere Rock and Pop go, laziness follows. Go to the third world and you will find that everybody loves Michael Jackson and other heavy metal monsters. The Third World is in debt because they spent so much money on CDs during the 1970s.
Sadly, the International Monetary Fund (IMF), (which helps the poor pay off their debts by making sure they do not waste their money on socialist programs like hospitals etc.) is unwilling to ban rock and pop music. This is because if they did, anarchists like Virginia would riot. It is a vicious cycle: more music means more riots, which means more music. This is why there is so much suffering in the third world.
Devil Music addiction can be cured
The good news is that devil music can be stopped.
"When we got Virginia back from Jail, the police taught us what they called "pain compliance", which is how they get people to do what God wants them to do. We have invested in a can of pepper spray and a club, which go to work whenever we hear her humming some devilish siren-song." The return on investment has been great - just yesterday we talked to Virginia and she said that Bush is a "compassionate conservative", that Fox News is "Fair and balanced" that "globophobes should all be shot because they are not invevitable" and that she wants to own a bank someday.
Photo essay: the sound of horror
It ends here: The Beatles recruited youngsters into deadly protests
But todays music like rap (left) and rock (right) is more devestating, causing both riots...
...And laziness.
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