As always standard disclaimers apply
"Swapped!"
By Catzi-Star
Vice Minister Darlian was sitting in her office signing some more paper work like she does every day. This is so boring and tedious... Relena thought signing the 20th paper of a huge stack of paperwork. I bet Heero has more fun terrorizing people than signing paperwork. I wonder where Heero is anyway.......
Heero was in an OZ training facility trying to blow it up when a bunch of OZ trainees came and started shooting at him. Heero went over the basic process of surviving stuff like this in his head. Dodge...aim...fire.....Dodge...aim...fire..... Heero managed to escape and blow up the facility.
"I wonder how Relena is doing," Heero said.
Meanwhile, back at Relena''s mansion/office, she had just finished signing a huge pile of paperwork, when Heero came into her office.
"Heero?" Relena asked surprised.
"Yeah?" Heero said.
"Where have you been?"
"..."
"Ohh yeah. Your usual job. I know I know."
"So how have all those diplomatic meetings, and huge piles of paperwork to sign been going?"
"Don''t ask. I just finished signed a huge pile of papers. See?" Relena said pointing towards her desk.
"Oh."
"So how has all your killing-spree missions been going?"
"Oh you know same old same old. You kill some people you get shot."
"Ok....." Heero went over to Relena looked at her in the eyes.
"What do you say, do you want to go the park since we're on earth?"
"Please."
Heero and Relena went to Crossroads Park. It was around 5:00 p.m. when they got there.
"It's so quiet and here," Relena said.
"Yeah, it reminds me of space...," Heero said looking up into the sky. Just then some OZ soldier snuck up on Heero and Relena. He knocked Relena and Heero upside the head, and dragged them off to a waiting airplane.
Relena woke up in a daze in some living room. Relena felt really strong and tall all of a sudden. She looked over across the long couch only to find...HERSELF!! Relena looked down at her hands. She knew these hands. THEY WERE HEERO''S! Relena ran to wake up...herself.
"Heero! Wake up!" Relena exclaimed. Huh Relena why do you have my voice? Heero wondered.
"Heero slowly came to, only to see....himself.
"Huh? What's going?" Heero wondered. Heero gasped. His voice sounded like Relena's!!!!! Heero felt curvy, and slim.
"Uh Relena, I mean Heero, I think that that weird OZ guy somehow switched our bodies!" Relena said.
"Really!" Heero answered looking at himself. Heero and Relena walked down this weird hall that led from the living room. Heero and Relena came to this weird room with a bunch of computers and test tubes. It looked like a high tech operating room. Heero found the OZ soldier messing with a computer. Imagine this: Relena, with the attitude of Heero, about to shoot some one. Ugh. Heero in Relena's body, went over to Relena in his body, pulled out a gun from his pants, and walked over to the OZ soldier. Heero jabbed the gun into the soldier's head.
"Undo what you did to us, or I'll kill you," Heero said.
"No prob!" The OZ soldier said. The soldier snapped his fingers, and Relena and Heero "floated" towards their own body. Relena fainted into Heero''s arms.
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you see my experiments," The soldier said. The soldier clapped his hands, and Relena and Heero were sent back to Relena''s mansion.
"I think I'll stick to my killing-sprees," Heero said lying Relena down on a big couch and walking towards the front door.
So what did you think? Did the story confuse you? I''m sorry if it did! I tried to make it as non-confusable as possible!! I also tried to make this story humorous. It didn't work did it? Send all comments etc. to Ccola@aol.com like I always say, I love mail!! ^_^