Captain Thomas Hawk

(In a small room at the Sanc Kingdom)

“At last it came!” Duo shouts ripping the wrapping off a package. Quatre walks in wondering what Duo is shouting about. “Duo, why are you shouting?”

“Huh? Oh, it’s you Quatre. Come here I want to show you this thing I bought from the Home Shopping Network.”

“Duo, what is it?” Quatre asked.

Duo smiled. “You want to see what it can do?”

“Uh, I just want to know what it is first.”

“Oh, it’s a whosy-mi-what’s-it.”

“You don’t even know what it is? Then why did you buy it?”

“No, that’s its name…Here look.” Duo says give the box to Quatre.

“You’re right Duo, it is called a whosy-mi-what’s-it. Oh look, instructions on how to use it. The whosy can be used as a toaster, camera, V.C.R., car door opener, shoehorn, appetite suppressant, sugar substitute, interdimetional gateway door opener, and more. Hmm… interesting.”

“What do I have to do to activate it?” Duo asks.

“The instructions say ‘to activate’ press the blue button.”

“Okay,” Duo says as he goes and presses the blue button. Once activated, the whosy-mi-what’s-it starts to spin wildly in Duo’s hands. It then floats up into the air and casts a bright light onto them.

“What is thy bidding my masters?” the whosy asks.

“Sweet! It talks!” Duo exclaims with joy. Quatre looks at the instruction manual for what their next step of action should be. “Duo, I think you should tell it what you want it to do.”

“Okay, Whosy-mi-what’s-it I want me and my buddy Quatre here to visit the dimension where I should belong to.” The whosy then hovered lower and then casts a red light on them. “Your wish is my command.” It says opening a rift in space-time behind them. Duo, Quatre, and the whosy all get sucked into the rift. Heero walks into the room to tell Duo to keep down the noise only to see the rift close. “Weird,” he says to himself leaving the room. In the portal they see many colors wiz by.

“Wow, look at all the pretty colors.” Duo says right before they all get thrown out of the portal.

“Duo, where are we?” Quatre asks.

“I don’t know, let’s go into that building with the big ‘P’ on it. Maybe we can get some answers there.” Duo says brushing himself clean. Quatre looks and sees the whosy-mi-what’s-it had gotten damaged from the impact of their entree onto this new world.

“Duo, we have a problem.”

“What is it?”

“The whosy is broken. We need to fix it if we are to ever get home.”

“Don’t worry, I can fix it once I get it to a repair shop. I want to look around first”

“Okay Duo, but fix that thin as soon as possible.”

“Alright, alright, I will, don’t have a cow.”

Duo picks up the whosy-mi-what’s-it and they both walk up to the strange building. When they approached it two glass sliding doors opened before them.

“Well, that’s convenient.” Quatre states as they walk in.

“So Quatre, who do we ask for help?” Duo asks. Quatre looks around and sees a woman behind a desk. “Let’s try over there by that lady.” Quatre says, pulling Duo along. Upon arriving to the desk the woman greets them. “Hello, I am Nurse Joy. How may I help you?” The woman says. Duo drops his jaw in shock. “Quatre, Quatre, do you know who she is?” He says jumping up and down. “It’s Nurse Joy from one of my favorite T.V. shows!”

Quatre looks at Duo like he was a deranged, diseased infested, chip. “Duo Maxwell, what are you talking about?”

“Quatre, she’s on that show with the thing and the thing… You know, the show Trowa watches with me when he wants to forget about everything.”

“You mean we’re in…”

“Yes, we are…we’re in the Pokémon world!”

“Oh no, why did we have to end up here? Well if we want to get to a repair shop then I guess we‘ll just have to ask her for directions.” Quatre turns and talks to Nurse Joy. “Hello, I’m Quatre Winner, and this is my associate Duo Maxwell. We would like to ask you first where are we, and second where can we find a repair shop.”

Nurse Joy looked at them and grew a big smile, “Did you say your name was Quatre Winner? And your friend’s name is Duo Maxwell?”

“Yes, why?”

“You two are my favorite characters, from my favorite television show, Gundam Wing!”

“We’re a T.V. show? Sweet! Quatre, when we get back home we have to tell the others.”

“Duo, I’m trying to get some help here.”

“Okay, party pooper. But if a crowd of hot girls starts to swarm around me, don’t try to help.”

“Whatever. So, miss Joy is it? Could you please tell me where we are?”

“Oh, of course, you are in Saffron City.”

“Okay, then could you please tell me where we can find a place to repair this?” Quatre takes the whosy from Duo and places it on the reception desk.

“I think there is a place you can go. I think it’s across the street from the gym. If they can’t help you then try the Silph Co. main office building.”

“Okay, but where is the gym?”

Duo then jumps up and exclaims, “I know where the gym is! I know where the gym is!”

Quatre looks at him again with the same look. “If you know where to go then let’s go.” Quatre then turns to Nurse joy and says, “Good bye, it was nice talking to you.” Duo then adds, “If you ever what to hook up with me…here’s my number. The we can really have some fun.”

“C’mon Duo, let’s get moving. The sooner we get this thing fixed, the sooner we can leave.”

“Okay Quatre.” Duo says picking up the whosy. The two leave and follow Duo’s knowledge of television city layouts to find the Saffron City Gym. When they reached the gym a strange teenaged boy came running up from behind and started to talk to Duo’s back. Dup then turns around to see who this kid was, only to scare the person out of his wits.

“I’m-I’m sorry sir. From behind you looked like a girl.” The boy said. In the distance two voices could be heard calling for the boy. “Brock, wait up.” Brock turns around and calls out to his friends. “Hey Ash, Misty, I’m over here.” Ahs and Misty run up to meet with Brock and the two people that he was with.

“Hey, who are these guys?” Ash asks.

“I’m Duo, and this is Quatre. Your friend Brock here thought I was a girl.” Brock then clenches his teeth. “It was a simple mistake.”

Duo then asks them what they were doing in Saffron City. Ash responded with, “We’re here so that I can win my Marsh Badge. Only, I don’t know where the gym is.”

“Oh, oh, oh, guess what you’re here.” Duo points to the building that they were standing next to. “That’s the gym. Can I join you guys and see you get your badge first hand… I mean this is one of my favorite episodes…”

“Uh, sure you can.” Ash says in confusion.

“Hold it right there Duo, You can’t go anywhere. You are going to get this thing to working order now!”

“Oh, Quatre. Just go to the shop by yourself and I’ll meet up with you later. Okay?”

“Alright Duo, but you have one hour!”

“Okay Quatre. Bye.” Duo, Brock, Misty, and Ash all walk into the Pokémon gym. In the gym they walked by many doors. They decide to look into a window that was on of them. When they looked through they saw people bending spoons and trying to guess what the symbol on cards.

“What are they doing?” Ash asks. A voice from behind answers them, “They are trying to improve their psychic powers.” They turn around to see a man with long, bushy hair with a doctor’s mask covering his face.

“What?” Ash says in confusion.

“I’ll show you.” The man says with a Russian accent. He holds up a spoon and constraints very hard. His head then turned bright red and sweated from exhaustion. Then the spoon bent a fraction of an inch. “Telekinesis. You can’t control a psychic type pokémon with out it.” Duo takes the spoon from the man and says, “You’re good kid, but not good enough.” Duo Holds the spoon in one hand then flicks it with his finger. The spoon splits in two in his hands.

“How did you?” The man asks.

“It’s a trick Trowa taught me from when he was in the circus.” Ash then asks the man if he knew where Sabrina was so that he could battle her for the Mash Badge. The man tells them to follow him. They follow him down the hallway until they reach two large doors. He opens them and walks up to the end of the room. He kneels down ands talks to a shadow, “Oh great Sabrina, these trainers would like to challenge you…but I don’t see why you would waist your time battling these…” His speech is cut short when a blue light surrounds him. “Forgive me Sabrina, it is not I who say who you can battle.” The man then gets thrown out of the room. Once he was gone a light appears to reveal a little girl.

“It’s that little girl we say earlier.” Misty said.

“Little girl or no little girl I still want to fight.”

“Ash, that’s not her…that’s her toy. Trust me I saw this one before.” Duo says to Ash.

“Huh?”

The light then grew wider to reveal a young woman, wearing a red outfit and long black boots.

“So you’re really Sabrina the gym leader. I want a battle.” Ash yells.

“Okay, we’ll have a one on one all, out match.” Sabrina said quietly.

“Find with me. Go Pikachu!” Ash yells.

“Pika!”

“Go, Abra.” A ball floats out and bounces onto the stadium’s floor and opens to release the pokémon, Abra. The battle starts Abra teleports back and forth dodging Pikachu’s attacks. Duo runs across the room and walks up next to Sabrina.

“Hey Sabrina, I have a little pokémon inside of me too. Want to raise it?”

“What?”

“Hey, babe, how’s about you end this fight so that you and me can go and can go and do stuff, then gets the coffee.”

“Who are you?” Sabrina asks.

“Why, I’m Duo Maxwell…god of death and sometimes like now, the god of love also.”

“Duo Maxwell? Why does that name sound familiar? Do you have a thing called Deathscythe?”

“Why yes I do. I could show it to you, but I left it at another place. It‘s really big and for you I‘ll make to fit two.”

Sabrina then giggles. “You were always my favorite character from Gundam Wing. You know what, I will stop and I will go with you to where ever. Oh and Kid, here is you marsh badge.” Sabrina tosses Ash a Marsh Badge.

“Huh?” Ash says. “Wait you can’t leave yet. We haven’t finished battling yet! Wait come back!” But Duo and Sabrina leave the Gym and go to where Quatre was.

Quatre was trying to purchase some parts for the whosy, but he didn’t know what thing goes where and why.

“Are you done looking yet or are you going to break down and give me the stupid thing so that it can get fixed?” The clerk said the Quatre.

“Um, okay. Here you go please be careful.” Quatre says to the clerk handing him the whosy.

“Hmm…it needs a new circuit router that’s all. It should be fixed in a minute or so.” He said inspecting the thing. Duo and Sabrina walk into the shop and meet up witrh Quatre.

“Duo who is this girl?” Quatre steamed.

“Oh, her. She’s Sabrina. I’m taking her home with me.”

“Oh no you don’t. You are not taking her home…”

The clerk then shouts out, “Number 32, you’re done.”

“Oh that’s me. The whosy must be done.”

Duo, Quatre, and Sabrina walk up to the counter. Duo picks up the whosy and then activates it. Once again it comes to life and asks Duo for a request. Duo answers with, “I want you to take me, Quatre, and Sabrina here to someone for Quatre to become best friends with.” Once again the whosy responds and sucks them up along with the whosy itself into another rift. They land in forest and hears what sound like a tree falling in the back round. They run over to see a little boy with a tail with messy hair jumping around.

“Hi” Duo says to the boy. “My name is Duo and this is Quatre and Sabrina. What’s your name?”

The boy replies, “My name is Goku will you guys be my friends?”

“Sure” Duo says with delight. Goku goes up to Quatre and says, “I like you, want to be my best friend? We can play and practice the martial arts together. Come on please?”

“Uh, okay.”

Goku then jumps back and cheers with glee. He then asks them If they want to see a Kah-may-ha-may-ha. Duo instantly says yes to the request. Goku then turns around to a tree and does the Kah-may-ha-may-ha. The tree gets obliterated. “Sweet!” Duo shouts, “Impressive.” Sabrina states. “I’m stunned,” Quatre utters. Goku then pick up Duo’s whosy and presses the button. It activates again and asks its question. Goku then answers, “I want to go to a place where me and my new friends can have something to eat.” The whosy responds and transports them to a field full of fruits. Goku runs back and forth eating almost every piece of fruit that he could find. When he was done half of the fruits were gone. He then burps while patting his belly. Before the others could get something to eat the farmer comes running at then with a pitchfork, “So you are the people stealing my fruits!” he shouts charging at them.

“Let’s get out of here!” Duo shouts.

“Okay, I’m on it.” Quatre shouts pressing that button on the whosy. He then says that he wished that they all were back at the Sanc Kingdom. Instantly they all got sucked in and landed back into the room where Duo unwrapped the package. Quatre then shouts, “This thing is dangerous…it should be destroyed!”

“Okay,” Goku said smashing it into smitherinzes. Heero walks in to tell them to keep quiet again only to see the new people there. “Oh, I didn’t know you had company. Why didn’t you introduce them to the rest of us?”

“Huh?” Quatre asks. He then notices the two people that they picked up along their trip. “Oh crap! Duo, We need another Whosy-mi-what’s-it so that we can send these people back to their homes.”

“Sorry Quatre. You destroyed the only whosy-mi-what’s-it in existence.”

“So that means…”

“Yup, we can be best friends forever!” Goku says hugging Quatre.

“And, you can show me your Deathscythe. Then go around doing ‘stuff’ as you put it.” Sabrina says looking at Duo.

“Well you guys, dinner is ready if you want it. Pagan made a feats today.” Heero says leaving them. Duo, Goku, and Sabrina all shout out, “Food!” as they run out to the dinner table, leaving Quatre in the room crying.